Homeless Gilbert

The worst roast you could ever get

Wow gaby you are such a homeless Gilbert

by Bigboy1310 June 16, 2019

Gillen Bag Pipe

While doing doggy style you reach around with one hand and fiddle the vagina and with the other hand play with the breast.

Mom told Ally that last night Dad did me doggy style while fiddling with my vagina and playing with my boob. He called it the Gillen Bag Pipe.

by CougarDAD December 22, 2008

Fat Gilbert

You shit inside a sock and smack someone in the face with it!! lmfao!

The other day i froze my fat gilbert and hit my redneck fuck head friend in the face!

by Farmer Garza May 1, 2010

Gilbert

Gilbert is the boy that i wanna kiss hes got lovely music taste he treats you like a princess hes so sweet and he’ll always make sure you feel safe and happy. He is the most handsomest boy in the universe he never fails to make you smile and most importantly i love gil and im happy for all the things hes done for me.

“hey remember Gilbert?” ofc i do how could i forget him

by Afr4h May 20, 2022

elena gilbert

A badass human turned vampire in love with both Salvatore brothers and constantly somehow in trouble that involves Stefan and Damon to be shirtless. Often compared to as the luckiest character in TVD.

Girl 1: Delena for life
Girl 2: nah b your stupid stelena obviously wins

Girl 1: whatever but Elena Gilbert is so lucky to be in both ships

by pinkfluffyvampires December 12, 2016

gilbert gottfried

A talented stand-up comedian who occasionally graces the airwaves by sitting in during the news segment of the Howard Stern show. Performs various schticks/routines and will inject amusing sound bites while Robin reads the news. He is very funny. Also does a good parrot schtick for those Disney Aladdin movies. Some people say that he has an annoying voice and/or laugh but hey, that's Gilbert, you either like him or you don't, just like Howard.

Gilbert does a great Jerry Seinfeld impression!

by A true fan of a true genius May 17, 2004

Gilberto

Good looking, talented, extremely sexy, kind hearted and loving. Has nice butt in football pants. Loves God and his family. Good to everyone who comes into his life. Very horny kid. Numero Uno...

“I wanna be a Gilberto when I grow up”

by jefreyandrews June 21, 2018