gurkin

a small garden gnome-like creature that also serves as an immature fruit or human.

Look at elsey...shes acting like such a gurkin!

by weezyfbaby69 March 13, 2011

Dirty Gherkin

when giving someone a blowjob right after anal sex.

After I pulled my dick out of her ass she gave me a dirty gherkin.

by cameltoegijoe May 26, 2015

Sherkin' the gherkin

Masturbating. You know, jerking off. Taming the snake. Petting the walrus. Spanking the monkey. Stroking the salami.

Frank: "Dude, that guy got caught sherkin' the gherkin in the school library."

by Krummholio May 28, 2007

gherkin hooter

unfeasably large nose

Peter has a gherkin hooter

by 3 toed October 16, 2005

Gherkinson's Desease

the desease of having a small penis and over-compensating for it with large expensive muscular items such as hummers, trucks bigger than required, big guns, and way too much muscle.

look at that man driving his big expensive souped-up hummer, he must have Gherkinson's Desease.

i have to go pump some more iron because unfortunately i have the gherkinson's desease.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

jerkin the gherkin

having a wank

i was jerkin the gherkin last night

by tim123473 February 22, 2009

Gurkin

The flab of skin underneath your chin

Olivia: haha I'm gonna touch your gurkin
Old Lady: no you are gonna stretch out my gurkin and make me look older

by whipman1234 February 17, 2019