gert lush

The highest form of praise that can be given to anything by a Bristolian.

"Yer, joo see that gawd necklace she wuz werren? Fucken gert lush wunnet?"

by tom December 26, 2005

gert lush

gert lush means something really good in Bristolian

josh: omg that was gert lush
harry: i know it was awsome
kane: ye it was deffinatly gert lush

by fews December 6, 2008

Gert skirt

A dress worn with a sweater or t-shirt on top to make it look like a top and a skirt.

Done with dresses which have a particularly ugly neckline.

Popularised by and named after the UK trend setter Gert Boaf.

Person 1: I don't know why I wore this dress today, the straps are so fugly!

Person 2: Yeah but the hem is nice. Why don't you turn it into a Gert skirt?

Person 1: Good idea, can I borrow your sweater?

by Barry Painith March 7, 2011

Yo-Gert

(adj) Something undescribly amazing

My drip was Yo-Gert!

by B Rofk May 18, 2019

gerted

when one gerts he has spit on another person while talking to them. signs of gerting usually are lots of saliva around the mouth while talking.

John you bastard you just gerted on me what the hell.....

by peachylance February 27, 2008

Gert Penus

When someone is a massive penis on purpose all the time

Ughhhh, I hate Jake he is a Gert Penus!

by I'm bored so I went online November 27, 2019

gert mint

UmMm, Gert Is actually a sentance filler and mint means like.."reli cool"

Alex: Oh Mi Ga Chloe! Did you see that?!?!
Chloe: Yeah! It was gert mint wunt it!

by Alex February 25, 2005