Genitraceon

The act of tracing the outline of your own genitalia onto a surface.

Dave: "aw sweet. check out the genitraceon on that park bench"

Harold: "Yeah, that guy has a really small dick!".

by Nokia Stretch May 21, 2009

Gericatric

That weird stage in a cat's life when it's no longer a kitten but isn't dead yet

Lauren: "Aww, how old is this furball?"
Kristen: "I dunno, he has to be gericatric by now."

by kayjayweb March 4, 2019

Geriatric Disco

Where they play the Jay-Z song that samples "Forever Young" and old people dance very slowly and sadly with each other. More deaths occur here than happen from drugs in normal Discos. These are in Europe.

"I'm going to die soon"
hag dances closer
"Me too"

Hookup occurs. Death ensues. Good way to keep the population down. This all happens inside the geriatric disco.

by mome-wrath March 30, 2010

geriatric

To be insane, stumble, stare at young womens breasts, dribble, incontent, smell of piss.

Oh my god, why do all the geriatric's have to come to the post office at lunch time instead of the other 7 hours in the day when I'm at work and they're doing nothing?

by ted_trippin January 26, 2005

geriatrification

The gentrification of an area by retiring Q-tips (oldies).

Man, this area sure is suffering from geriatrification. Us locals can't afford to live here anymore.

by CJ Gathercoal October 20, 2007

Dutch Genitraceon

The act of crapping into a cup, placing your genitals onto a surface, and using a stick to trace its outline with your own crap.

Dave: "Is that your dutch genitraceon on my car? That stinks man"

Harold: "I ate curry yesterday!"

by nokia stretch May 21, 2009

geriatric exhibitionist

A person that likes to have sex in front of an old person. Said person is usually mentally disabled and has no idea what is going on.

Guy 1: "My girlfriend is a geriatric exhibitionist.."
Guy 2: "Dude, not cool. That's gross"
Guy 1: "No, not really. Her grandma has no idea what the hell is going on. And if it gets her to give me a bj I'm perfectly fine with it."

by SexyLilKara June 18, 2008