National Geographic

1) An ethnocentric magazine that puts Western society on the same level as God.
2) Softcore porn.

Bob's wife thinks he subscribes to National Geographic because he is anthropologically inclined. She is wrong.

by CCM January 26, 2006

AP Human Geography

A class offered by some schools specifically designed to bore students to death. It forces students to learn a bunch of useless crap that will never be used later in life, like most AP classes. Even though the textbook isn't nearly as long as the AP World History textbook and you get a lot more time to read the chapters most students will procrastinate and read the chapters the night before, resulting in an all-nighter and failed exams. If you listen in class it's very possible to get a 5 on the exam, regardless of what scores you got on quizzes and tests throughout the year.

Avarage Grade on quizzes/tests: C
Grade on AP Human Geography exam: 5

by APKittyKat November 17, 2014

Geographobia

The irrational fear of travelling virtually anywhere due to fear of locational germs, illnesses, parasites and dangers both real and exaggerated. Similar to agoraphobia in that sufferers limit the scope of their world, but more specific in that the nature of the perceived threat is directly related to any foreign location.

Watching the Amazon episode on "The Monster in Me" led to Will's increasing Geographobia.

"So do you think Laurie will go on the camping trip?"
"No, she won't even leave Scranton, she's so Geographobic."

by Roofette August 11, 2009

Geography NOW!

A youtube channel based on educating the geography of every country (UN recognized) in the world

Yo! Geography NOW! is dope
Yeah it is pretty cool I guess

by lolidkboiiii June 18, 2021

Geographuckmeey

the best word to choose from when complaining about how a geography test is going to rape you.

That GEO 120 test is TODAY?! Oh geographuckmeey!

by pimpin22 March 6, 2010

geographe slap

A sound created by the uncircumcised male to display his prowess and readiness for mating. Often after a shower, the male will vigorously slap his penis against his leg to create the sound.

David Allenborough uses the Geographe Slap as a party trick and to call forth the uncircumcised brethren.

by NefAlive April 22, 2017

Geographic Asshole

Someone that once he/she enters a predefined geographical area becomes irritable, irrational or just an asshole in general for no apparent reason.

Bob is usually a very laid back guy, however he must be a geographic asshole, each time he's near his brother's home he becomes a prick.

by Domoviyr January 18, 2017