when one gay man inserts closed scissors into the anus of another man then opened with outrageous force.
by Johnny March 12, 2004

1.when your fuckin a girl from behind,you pull out,flick a gober in her ear (so she thinks u came in her ear)when she turns around,u skeet in her face and then punch her
2.combo of the houdini,donkey punch and a jelly donut
2.combo of the houdini,donkey punch and a jelly donut
"Last night me and this bitch did a wet geoffrey"
"I like wet geoffreyssssssssssssss&qu ot;
"Yo this bitch took a wet geoffrey like a CHAMPPPPP"
Source: yerpp, south oh bee
"I like wet geoffreyssssssssssssss&qu ot;
"Yo this bitch took a wet geoffrey like a CHAMPPPPP"
Source: yerpp, south oh bee
by yerpp February 26, 2008

Someone who is considered a stud. A smart kid who is generally half Asian and half English. He has to be tall and athletic, and good at sports like soccer and football.
by datLPchick December 25, 2010

by Jim February 13, 2005

Some guy in China working out and scaring the locals with his mighty muscle mass and super high body fat.
Oh look Geoffrey verity schofield is running while editing his next YouTube video on Greg turkesterone doucette.
by Thedudewithlowtest July 4, 2022

people who think they’re better than everyone so they plomp extra letters on their name.
they’re also the btec version of jeffery
they’re also the btec version of jeffery
geoffrey is jeffrey
by moonslayer2005 February 21, 2020

Geoffrey is the best guy you'll ever meet, he's funny and smart. He's caring and makes a brilliant dad!
Geoffrey is amazing!!!!!!
by The Lexicographer November 11, 2020
