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fuck me gently with a chainsaw

"it's just heather, why can't we talk to different kinds of people?"

"fuck me gently with a chainsaw, do i look like mother teresa? if i did, i probably wouldn't mind talking to the geek squad"
by heathersssssss April 19, 2010
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fuck me gently with a chainsaw

a phrase for "i hate my life" or simaraly, "fuck my life" popularized by the eighties cult classic movie "Heathers" starting Winona Ryder.
"you want me to go talk to those losers? fuck me gently with a chainsaw."
by kdrrrgs August 18, 2008
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fuck me gently with a 2 x 4

a verbal proclaimation proclaiming surprise or amazement
Charlie, you know that adopted sister of yours that moved to New York, burnadette, wasn't it? well, while she was away she had a sex change and now she is Burnie. Charlie, eyes wide open proclaims " well fuck me gently with a 2 x 4"
by l moyse January 5, 2008
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Genelle

Genelle means the following

"God Is Gracious"
Genelle!!! that you are my friend.

God is Gracious!!! that you are my friend.
by M@rk September 8, 2005
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Geney

A state of being involving discomfort, anxiety, regret, dread and a myriad of other undesirable physical and emotional experiences. Often experienced during a hangover but a hangover is not required.
One can be geney, feel geney and/or be hanging out with Gene. Individuals, locations, things and experiences are all capable of being geney.
"The room itself was geney, as it was filled with five hungover and regretful girls who were themselves geney in that moment."

"Dude, quit being geney and come to the bar."

"Last night was so f*cking Geney. I hate that bar."

(For reference see the documentary: THE BRIDGE)
by Gene-Free December 30, 2011
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Well, Fuck Me Gently with a 10 foot barge pole.

Surprise or exclamation.

A long time not seeing a particularly good friend.
Hi John.

"Well, Fuck Me Gently with a 10 foot barge pole.",Bob, how you doing you old wanker.

Fine But, hows you.
by BlokeBloke January 17, 2012
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bugger me gently with a dil-do

To be suprised by something or someones actions.
'Well bugger me gently with a dil-do' said Sara after Jim proposed to her on one knee
by Joey February 15, 2005
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