gummer

a gummer is a hummer(blowjob) that is given by someone that has no teeth/wears dentures(and removes them).

I met this cougar last night and she took me home. When we hopped in bed she removed her false teeth and gave me a gummer. It was 10x better than any old hummer could ever be!

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

gammer

Gammer is someone who is hideous to look at. Mainly teenage female chav types from London that used to use this phrase in the mid to late 1980s, to describe an unattractive boy.

It was believed to have originated from the pale, pink, pasty flesh of a pork gammon joint. Also termed as gammer-chops. Chops which is a slang term for the face.

What a gammer, that bloke's a right gammer. Eeeeeew yuk, what a gammer look at his face...

by teknonutter July 1, 2005

gummerz

When something comes as a state of shock, as if you have never seen or heard something like it.
Can also be used when you are excited.

Person 1: Yo, did you see him get dunked on.
Person 2: Gummerz!
Person 1: My thoughts exactly.

by Tiny Toon February 6, 2005

heavy gemme

up for it. basically the answer to any question is "coz im heavy gemme"

alice: hannah why did you do that?
hannah: coz im heavy gemme.

by ifym March 7, 2009

double gummer

A double blowjob given to a lucky guy by two women who have false teeth but remove them so that they can really go down on the cock. The removal of the prosthetic teeth allows the man to really pound the two mouths without worry of grazing or toaster head.

Two old men at the retirement home.

Bob: Did you have fun at rec class last night?

Josh: I skipped rec and got a double gummer from Laura and her mom while the nurses weren't looking.

Bob: Damn, those two are definitely a DAMILF!

by fastcache October 9, 2011

Buffalo Gummer

Extremely satisfying oral sex performed by a partner who has either knocked out their own teeth with a hammer or had their teeth knocked out with a hammer, causing their gums to be smooth and responsive.

Say what you will about her smile but that girl serves up a hell of a Buffalo Gummer.

by Chaz Plowman October 7, 2018

Whale shark gummer

When you overfill your see through underwear with shrimp and then you go diving with whale sharks and they eat the shrimp out of your underwear.

Steve and Chris got whale shark gummers, I’m so jealous, dude.

by Follow_your_turtle May 19, 2022