Gallardo Effect

When an individual purchase the lowest/cheapest version of a brands line to flex

*posts pic of Gucci carrier bag* But actually just bought socks = Gallardo effect

by Thebigplus October 4, 2018

Geldard

The smallest unit of measurement known to mankind. A Geldard is usually reserved for a reference to completely inadequate and undersized male genitals. The average clitoris is usually several Geldards in size.

When Sally left Steven she cited the Geldard size of his girthless genetalia.

by Chris's Frog October 12, 2019

gallardo

The nicest Lamborghini ever. Kicks any Ferrari's ass.

Ferrari driver: Look, a Gallardo is coming this way. I'm scared. Let's get the hell out of here.
Gallardo driver: Yeah, you better run, you damn pussy.

by octopus August 20, 2006

Lamborghini Gallardo LP560-4

This 200 mile an hour supercar is one of the latest Gallardos produced by Lamborghini named for the horsepower of its all new engine. As seen in the name, the LP560-4's 5.2 liter V10 engine develops 560 horsepower. The "-4" represents its four wheel drive system.

Our neighbor replaced his old Gallardo with this hot new Lamborghini Gallardo LP560-4, because he wanted one with more power.

by catman II December 29, 2010

mental geller

one who is as mental as red ross

ed was going red with anger, you might say he's going 'mental geller'

by steven7 March 8, 2008

Gillard

Liar, fraud, cheat. Someone who tells you what they think you want to hear, even if it's completely false.

"Remember that time I was bushwalking, and broke my leg and still managed to walk all the way home"
"Dude, you're such a Gillard"

"There will be no carbon tax under a government I lead"
- Spoken by a true Gillard

by QuietlyStanding June 2, 2013

mr. hair gel over-geller

a guy who over-gels his hair.

part of a commercial. budweiser's real men of genius

Hey look it's, mr. hair gel over-geller.

by kellsers December 17, 2006