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The reason why we have poor people. All they do is act\sing\get naked\some other thing that we don't need and they get millions of dollars for. 90% of America's wealth belongs to 1% of the population. If these people weren't so spoiled and gave some money to the poor, we might not have as many bums and hobos and families on the streets.
by anonymous January 1, 2005
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Celebrity Shot

When you're playing beer pong with your friends, and a friend not already in the game takes a shot for you.
"Leah was already trashed so she opted out of the BP game and I took a celebrity shot"
by LAXbaybay December 9, 2009
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myspace celebrity

Person who becomes famous, only for having a myspace with billions of friends.

example: Anthony Vanity, Jeffree Star, Tila Tequila, Forbidden
Dude, she's somebody, she's a myspace celebrity!
by simplydumb April 1, 2007
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celebrity

spoiled junkies hoarding all their cash living in 200 bedroom mansions with personal servants and everything, self obsessed,caring only about their own wealth, and getting married/getting divorced about 10 times a year. Sure some celebrities have talent, but do they really deserve 10 million bucks a year because of how they look?

consider this, lindsay lohan is an actress whos job it is to play someone in a movie, but your next door neighbor is a fireman whos job it is to save lives. Which do you think is harder to do, putting your life on the line to save other people, or pretending to be someone your not? Now think about this, who gets paid about 30 times as much as the other person?

now think about this, a few years ago some guy saved another guy who was trapped in the subway rails by lying on him and pushing him to the floor, now that took some guts, while on the same day, jennifer lopez just came out with a new hit album two weeks later, the guy who saved someones life is forgotten, but people are still gossiping and saying how jennifers album is so "hot" in fact, years from now were STILL talking about how jennifer lopez is a great singer/actress/skank whatever
celebrities are overated and dont deserve fame, money, or anything else they take for granted, such as getting an airplane for christmas or owning 4 ferarris. stupid celebrity
by bob mckob March 4, 2008
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C-list celebrity

Typically someone who is famous yet few can understand why. They are a perfect example of the "famous for being famous" paradox. Many of these people had a reason at one stage to be famous but memory of this has long since faded. In older days, the c-list was typically populated by people such as Jordan and Paris Hilton. Now with the reality television explosion, the list has grown.

C-list celebrities have difficult understand that they are really not that famous. This leads to amusing incidents where a c-list, on being told that they can't order the Pizza Hut buffet after 5pm will become angry and ask "Do you know who I am"?

A c-list doesn't need any kind of skills other than being a shameless self-publicist. Jade Goody is a good example. Although she quickly developed a reputation for being utterly thick during her stint on Big Brother, this did not stop her from carving out a career as a c-list.

Ultimately pointless. The modern day equivalent of the Roman idea of giving the people bread and circuses.
June: Have you seen the latest Hello magazine, Jordan is on the front page again. More revelations about that poor bastard of a kid she has.
Sarah: She's a c-list celebrity, she'll do anything to make sure her face is in the magazines, even if that means exploiting a child.
June: What exactly does Jordan do?
Sarah: No-one knows but she must be good at something. No-one can be this famous yet appear to have no useful abilities?
by thepreacher May 13, 2006
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celebrity hall pass

Permission given by your significant other to go on a date/sleep with a particular celebrity.
Girl: When I met Zac Efron and he asked me out, I was so glad he was my celebrity hall pass!

Girl 2: No way, your husband said it was okay?!
Girl: Yeah, he said if I ever got the chance, I could sleep with him!
by ContigoBay April 19, 2018
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celebrity lay

A specific celebrity you and your significant other mutually agreed that it would be okay to have sex with should the two of you ever meet in public and have a one night stand.
My husband won't mind, Kiefer Sutherland is my celebrity lay.
by raindove March 23, 2011
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