gedday

Gedday means, "Hello, how are you?", in the friendliest of manners, this is said by many Australians to each other, as well as to strangers.
Literally it means "Good Day", a common Australian informal greeting.

*also Gedday may be spelt in various ways, such as- G day - g'day - gidday and ged day.

Wesley, "Gedday!"
Alvin, "Hey Man Yeh, good, hey!"
Wesley, "Sweet, good to hear."

by cleanmachine December 23, 2010

Gedai jasto

Nepali. गेडै जस्तो

Like balls.

Phrase often uttered to express utter frustration/annoyance.

Gedai jasto jindagi! गेडै जस्तो जिन्दगी!

by thenepalinightmare July 30, 2018

Geldard

The smallest unit of measurement known to mankind. A Geldard is usually reserved for a reference to completely inadequate and undersized male genitals. The average clitoris is usually several Geldards in size.

When Sally left Steven she cited the Geldard size of his girthless genetalia.

by Chris's Frog October 12, 2019

Gnida

Vulgar language: nasty and annoying man
Zoology: louse(sucking lice)

-Please don't do this!
-Otlez' gnida! - Get off me

by surgeon February 20, 2013

Gerda

Gerda is a hot,sexy girl. She’s the one wining the fights and arguments. Even tho she’s seems hard and cruel, she is really nice and friendly when you got to know her.

You should be more like Gerda, you are to dumb

by That man not his June 25, 2018

guidate

(gwee-date), noun - A romantic rendezvous shared between a Guido and his female counterpart, the Guidette.

"O-M-JESUS I totally saw Pauly D and Jwoww on a guidate at Johnny G's Pizza!"

by gringachinita January 2, 2010

Guidance Counselor

A person employed in the field of Education who drinks a shit load of coffee and pisses off the teachers in his/her school by sitting at his/her desk all day surfing the net, drinking coffee and talking on the phone while they have to deal with 30+ unruly brats all day. Often times this person is a former teacher who had zero classroom control and realized that they could get the best of both worlds (summers off, out the door by 3pm and not have to deal with kids) by going to Graduate School and becoming a Guidance Counselor.

After walking by a classroom of 30 unruly 2nd graders, the Guidance Counselor walked into his office, closed the door, poured himself a cup of coffee, called his girlfriend, logged onto the internet, turned the radio on, leaned back in his chair and said, "this is the life!".

by Mort_da_man July 14, 2003