gifflemorp

gifflemorp..
is the act of breaking up with a discustingly obese female companion, after sex, and 'shooting your load' up her back or neck..

"so hows your fat bitch of a girlfriend"
"I gave her the gifflemorp"
"how did she take it"
"loved it"

by blazedpervert November 12, 2007

Finley Gaffley Thomas

Proper nonce and top shagger did a year 9

Your Finley Gaffley Thomas Mate

by Big Chav Willy April 4, 2022

Geffen

Geffen, a boyfriend who is jelouse of your guy friend relationship, makes you feel terrible blames you for everything, moms over protective, not funny, ugly and stupid, bad at basketball.

Oh no, his name is geffen, you know he is gayy right?

by Christie tu thi h uh EU presid June 15, 2019

Guffle Doat

The part of skin between male nipples

"my guffle doat hurts when you pull my chest hair"

by Captain Peter *Chillen* January 4, 2008

giffle

A popular typo for "giggle". Doesn't mean nearly the same thing though. It really means "you smell fantastic today".

Damn, Kristin! Giffle!

by deKal May 19, 2006

nerd goffles

sexy hipster glasses, commonly worn by attractive australian females.

OMG! her nerd goffles are so sexy!

by goffle wearer September 11, 2011

gifflegup

A stank, vile substance left over from gay sexual intercourse. It is usually sticky, and contains, of course, male ejaculate, fecies, and saliva. It is usually found in pubic areas around the genitals and anus. It can be viscous, or runny. If left to dry, it is impossible to get out of pubic hair easily.

Jason went to the bathroom after having sex to clean the gifflegup from his pubic hair. His lover, Joe, also had to clean gifflegup from his anus.

by Shane December 28, 2003