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Sexually Active Band Geeks 

The group of band junkies who either spend way to much time with the opposite sex, probably in the band room, or have watched way too much American Pie. The boys can often be caught sticking their junk in the Oboe or constructing a complex diagram of the choreography for their next competition thingy. The girls can be seen playing their saxophone or "blowing the flute," which they bring a whole new meaning to.
Sexually Active Band Geeks: "This one time, at band camp, I stuck my flute in my p***y."
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Freaks and Geeks 

In the tradition of the show a freak is a person associated with bad scholastic habits, drug use, sex, rock and roll, and the other fun things in life... while maintaining the fact that they have no future.

A geek is a person with excellent scholastic habits, drug free, D+D playing, and virtually invisible to the opposite sex because they're just too nerdy to be popular. These are the successful people of the future.
The geeks watched a porno tape given to them by a freak because they thought it would teach them about women... that's the difference between freaks and geeks.
Freaks and Geeks by Tony Pavich February 12, 2006

MMA Man Geeks

When manly men talk about complicated MMA fighting moves.
Buff Man: Wow, did you just see that inverted omoplata attempt?

Buff Man2: Yah, he needed to watch his body physics better though to control his opponent.

What a bunch of MMA Man Geeks.
MMA Man Geeks by rymoaz August 13, 2010

freaks and geeks 

The best show that WAS on TV. Cancelled after one season. Now can be found on DVD at freaksandgeeks.com or freaksandgeeksdvd.com
If we lived in a perfect world, Freaks and Geeks would have taken the place of Friends and run for however many million seasons Friends did, since Freaks and geeks was a far superior show. At the same time, Friends would never exist or only be shown to inmates in prison as punishment.
freaks and geeks by Austin August 24, 2004

smiley geeks 

two people who love to look silly and have fun. Two people who will stick by each other forever through the good and the bad
look at those two smiley geeks, they look so happy and cheerful and their friendship looks likes it can conquer anything
smiley geeks by gfdgfg June 23, 2008

Sexually Active Band Geeks 

Micah and Ava. Who are always making out in da hallway
Micah and Ava are always playing tonsil hockey. They are what Janice Ian would call 'Sexually Active Band Geeks'

popular geeks 

sort of a geek but they are know to the populars and would get a quick hello if they where seen in the high street but they are no friend of the geeks, they will be defended by some populars if they are picked on by chavs!
this is the social scale in a english high school

chavs- well what can i say

populours- plastics and posh totties

populor geeks- most of the rest

geeks- nerds

popular geeks are often miss understud and bullied.
popular geeks by hijjj February 12, 2008