Needle in a Gaystack

The term used to define the only heterosexual male or female in a gay bar or club, and often pulls the only other 'Needle in a Gaystack' of the opposite sex. Usually forced by their gay or lesbian friend(s) or often the overconfident 'straight guy' from work who persistently professes how comfortable he is with his sexuality/how metrosexual he is.

Hetero: "I don't know whether I'll come to G-A-Y with you on Friday, it'll be full of gay people."
Homo: "Straight people always pull in there, even if it is like finding a Needle in a Gaystack."

by audgim December 13, 2012

needle in the gaystack

In a gay orgy, the gay guy with the smallest dick

Gay Orgy: Yea lets Fuck

Guy 1: Why am I not getting any dick

Guy 2: You are, you just got stuck with the needle in the gaystack

Guy 3: Sorry, im not black.

by IceKing September 12, 2013

gaytastic

(adj.) conceived or appearing as if conceived by an unrestrained homosexuality.

Those are gaytastic clothes.

by Kevin Cook February 19, 2003

Gaystation Poo

http://www.ileet.net/images/gaystation2.jpg


See why people love the playstation, especially chixxx0rz.

hahahaha! Wait a minute, I own a ps2. Shit. Funny picture though. http://www.ileet.net/images/gaystation2.jpg

by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

dog food ganstas

Ryguy and strongbad and maybe marzipan

Canned or dried we never die!

by Redlen September 24, 2004

Gaystation5

The worst console on the market with the most toxic playerbased. Don't waste your money on this pile of shit, go and buy an Xbox like a real man

Your seriously getting the Gaystation5?

by The Eleventh Doctor December 21, 2020

Ginormously Gaytastic

A supreme being that is homosexual.

Holy cow! Did you see that Ginormously Gaytastic supreme being?!

by billybobjojackson February 8, 2003