Garfing

When you nut and puke at the same time

Oh my god that highlighter is so pigmented I'm garfing

by Mydadhasthebesttoys November 11, 2016

Dr. Garran

A drink that is created by mixing 1tsp crack cocaine with equal parts vodka and Dr. Pepper.

A: "Dude, I just wanna get messed up".
B: "Yeah bro. I got the stuff, let's go and make a Dr. Garran"

by blackprincess January 15, 2010

Garking

A Moderator for the Youtuber Cynical Reviews and an admin for the Youtuber SGT Ducky.
Soon to appear on podcast with the latter named.

Stan - "Hey did you see that episode of What's The Quack with Garking?"

Ryan - "Not Yet Stan! Ill Check It out!"

by Djmeffy December 31, 2020

Garmin Bitch

the annoyin ass bitch that trys to tell you how to drive on your gps (also found on iphone)... 69 69 69 69 me right now

That fuckin garmin bitch keeps talkin.

by apkim January 12, 2010

Garrens BallBarrens

Garrens BallBarrens is the act of titty fucking a girl upside down while your balls are in her mouth. Her mouth should be filled half way with lukewarm water and while you are titty fucking her she gargles the water with the balls in her mouth giving the sensation of a ballcuzy(a jaccuzi for your balls).

"Yo man i was trying to get this chick to give me a Garrens BallBarrens last night but my water heater was broken"

"Hey can I use your microwave?"
"Yea sure why?
"I gotta heat up some water. Im trying to give this girl a Garrens BallBarrens bruh."

"Garrens BallBarrens"

by Animal House HI December 9, 2012

garritied

being on the receiving end of a douche move, often in video games

I'm being attacked from inside my own base. I just got garritied!

by The Nails November 4, 2009

Garrison

A mystical god-like man whose bodily fluids are said to be sweet and succulent. Rumor is consuming a cryogenically frozen pint of garrison semen will allow one to live with immunity.

Anonymous LPO: hey dude I heard Garrison has that sweet mecos.

Anonymous man: I'm going to have to order some but there's a waiting list on amazon as his mecos is a delicacy.

by thatoneguy642:) March 14, 2013