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Floor Garnish

The piece of lime on your glass of Vodka-Cranberry that will inevitably end up on the floor of the bar.
“There’s a nice piece of floor garnish down there
by jay-nj February 18, 2023
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dingo garnish

A common term for an infants matinee jacket, originates from the Azaria Chamberlain case where baby Azaria was taken from a campsite in Central Australia in 1982, Azaria was wearing a matinee jacket at the time and the jacket was found later with teeth marks from a dingo and blood on it. The jacket had been discarded and the baby eaten, much like the garnish on a steak.
Jeezus its cold, better put some dingo garnish on the kid before we go out.
by Morbidly Obese guy June 20, 2023
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gentleman’s garnish

when you put your dick in someone’s drink and the balls hangs outside against the glass
beach dad chad provided the girl with a gentleman’s garnish after a long night of drinking that seemed to go nowhere
by Mikhalla December 28, 2022
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Tarnished star

A lesbian who has been with a man.
that girl can't be a Tarnished Star at all!
by TittaGay February 4, 2012
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Arse Garnish

When your arse crack looks like an unused flowerbed after taking a dump
My girlfriend didn't wipe her arse properly after a good crap. She had enough arse garnish to make Alan Titchmarshs' garden grow.
by ravenutter September 8, 2013
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ginished

extremely thirsty; like 'famished,' but pertaining to thirst
i'm ginished, where y'all keep the crunk juice?
by thacktor May 13, 2005
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Varnished asshole

Used to describe a terrible smelling object
<Guy1> Wow those shoes smell terrible
<Guy2> Yeah they smell like Varnished Assholes
by Asspipe April 7, 2009
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