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Garlanded

The action of killing someone with music or bass. Chris Garland was the only man known in history to have killed someone with music. While DJing at a nightclub in Denver he induced a heart attack on a 25 year old fan.
1)I just saw the DJ garlanded 4 people in the club.

2)If you don't watch it I will throw you in my car and garlanded you with my subs.
by BroncosFan4Life2 November 3, 2010
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Garland

A shy manly man. Very protective but comes across controlling. Is addive as drugs are so he will become your habit. Likes to stick to himself unless in a relationship than you will always be with him. Is not a family man but does have family. Well known as the bad boy. Most people are afraid of him but he can be a teddy bear. One of the best fisherman out there. Had a true love for the word of God but doesn't always follow his own religion. Best date would be on a beach camping.
Garland tok me fishing with him today.
by Cowboyslady December 21, 2016
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garlandized

When you're near completion of a project, someone finds a "better" way to do it. Or, they can't ever do it the same way twice, it must always be modified.
"Well, I know this is all working, but before I leave here we're going to change it to use register 7001 instead of 5001 just for this one, so can you go back and change that on your end?"

I've been garlandized!
by Elliott February 23, 2005
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douglas garland

a heartless retarded CUNT who murdered 3 people one only 5 years old . he should die in the most painful way
news brodcaster " douglas garland, 54 has pleaded not guilty to 3 counts of 1st degree murder. he will spend a minumum of 75 years behind bars"
by vagina in cock May 14, 2022
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[Judy Garland]

the godmama of all tragic singers, played Dorothy in 'Wizard of Oz', gave birth to Liza Minnelli, Od'd at the age of 47, and perennial icon to the gays.
Damn, girl, don't go messing up your career on those uppers or you'll end up over the rainbow like Judy Garland.
by dj mbm June 22, 2008
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Garland High

A school where you can find hoes, thots fake people and a toxic relationship. And students get mad when they said 6ix9ine and YoungBoy are trash.
Students at Garland High are hoes.
by Archie875 May 1, 2019
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Garland

a funny mother fucker smokes alot of pot and always has the best bud and conversation just dont let him drink
that garland is wasted
by chigger funk August 5, 2010
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