gark

The sound of sucking your own dick.

"Yo dude I heard you garking last night."
"I gark all the time.

by Puh Zooner July 17, 2016

All Garks

A common everyday saying used in New Zealand by all natives to the land, often used when someone says something and is "all shit" or typically lies as per usual.

Kiwis can use "all garks" instead of using profanities such as "shit" "kaka" or, "teko"

Ie, bro I got the mean skunks....come over for a session....

Bro tries a cone* "that fulla is "all garks"

by All garks July 5, 2022

Gark

To put a gouge/mark in something.

"Mark hit that door, he's put a GARK in it.

by The Frat President May 5, 2023

GARK

A shark with no teeth/a beta male

“Did you see that guy talking to those girls by the bar? He didnt even get any of their numbers, what a f****ng Gark”

by Tony Jooce September 19, 2019

Gark

The act of eating cereal out of one's anus.

Yo bro, you wanna gark later?

by anonymous May 3, 2024