Gargolon Deez nutz
by Gargolon the great November 18, 2021
Get the Gargolon mug.(n). an ecuadorean sweetheart with gigantic nipples, and a very sexy scar that makes the guys go FUCKING NUTS!
(v). to get really high
(v). to get really high
(n). I want to see francisco gangotena work out with his shirt off and touch myself to it.
(v). Me and my niggas got so fucking francisco gangotenaed this past weekend.
(v). Me and my niggas got so fucking francisco gangotenaed this past weekend.
by daniel solano November 4, 2013
Get the francisco gangotena mug.When you tape a flintstones daily vitamin gummy to the tip of the penis and during anal shit gets on the gummy. Then you take the tape off and split the gummy in half. After that cum on each gummy and enjoy with your loved one.
David: Bro I just did the Pussbot Gargoyle and it was delicious
Person: Damn bro I wish I could try that
Person: Damn bro I wish I could try that
by Jewbaccon Broter October 20, 2019
Get the Pussbot Gargoyle mug.When you smoke A LOT of chronic herb and feel like a statue. Similar to couch lock but more fucked up.
Homie: yo man wanna play some beer pong?
Me: no can do mang, im fuckin gargoyled.
Homie: respect, lets roast another bowl then.
Me: down but i aint movin.
Me: no can do mang, im fuckin gargoyled.
Homie: respect, lets roast another bowl then.
Me: down but i aint movin.
by Haze-ThaGreenMachine May 27, 2010
Get the Gargoyled mug."Taking A Gargoyle Shit" is the act of perching oneself on the toilet bowl as though they were a gargoyle in order to encourage the flow of the bowels.
This is often seen as a dangerous act if one is not careful: shit may spew.
This is also considered a dangerous act if one is perching oneself on an unsturdy toilet bowl: glass will shatter, then shit will spew.
This is often seen as a dangerous act if one is not careful: shit may spew.
This is also considered a dangerous act if one is perching oneself on an unsturdy toilet bowl: glass will shatter, then shit will spew.
John: Oh, man, Dan took a gargoyle shit last night. It didn't end up very well.
Michael: Why not, bro?
John: Well, he spewed too hard and shattered the glass and now he's down at the dean's office talking about how he's going to pay for the dorm's toilet.
Erica: I broke up with Anthony last night.
Jenna: How come? You guys were doing so well.
Erica: He took a gargoyle shit and ruined the toilet in my grandmother's house.
Michael: Why not, bro?
John: Well, he spewed too hard and shattered the glass and now he's down at the dean's office talking about how he's going to pay for the dorm's toilet.
Erica: I broke up with Anthony last night.
Jenna: How come? You guys were doing so well.
Erica: He took a gargoyle shit and ruined the toilet in my grandmother's house.
by Ja'mie Antoinette May 14, 2011
Get the Gargoyle Shit mug.The act of hovering your ass out the window of a tall building, and dropping a turd, preferably on unsuspecting pedestrians.
Person 1: "Hey it looks like they put a new gargoyle on that building, lets go over for a closer look."
(A turd hits Person 1 in the head)
Person 2: (Laughing) "Looks like it was a nasty gargoyle"
(A turd hits Person 1 in the head)
Person 2: (Laughing) "Looks like it was a nasty gargoyle"
by Rauf Xerces May 5, 2007
Get the Nasty Gargoyle mug.When you take a girl with a “cathedral” in a “scissors” position with your anus directly touching her vagina and then you shit very hard making your feces enter her.
The shit will kinda symbolize the gargoyle in a cathedral but with the color of a peanut butter.
The shit will kinda symbolize the gargoyle in a cathedral but with the color of a peanut butter.
Dude1: ayyo man, I’ve finally done a peanut butter gargoyle with Jessica!
Dude2: damn! I wish you’d do me too man! No homo
Dude2: damn! I wish you’d do me too man! No homo
by suicidal_steve August 21, 2022
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