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future garage

A term used to refer to music that's perceived as taking dubstep back to its roots in UK garage (particularly 2-step) while also mixing in elements from other genres, such as IDM, hip-hop and trip-hop. See also: post-dubstep and wonky.
Notable artists who could be described as future garage include Burial, Joy Orbison, FaltyDL and James Blake.
by cheeky_cunt March 22, 2011
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Gaige

Gaige is a guy who is shy at first but will open up when you make friends with him. He is also a honorable guy and respects people for who they are. He is the type of person who would defend his family and friends without hesitation but he won’t resolve the conflict with violence but with words first. He can also be dumb at times but is understanding if you talk to him because he has feelings too. He is also intelligent and is a hard worker, if there is a reward in the end (Hug, cookie, etc.) but the reward can also be something meaningful instead of a common reward much like a thank you or if it’s for a favor. So don’t be afraid to open up to a Gaige. You’ll be surprised at what they can do :) .
You: Hey Gaige, wanna do something ?

Gaige: Yeah sure !

You: Gaige. Wanna play some video games ?

Gaige: HECK YEAH !! LETS GOOO !!
by A_random_guy_ July 26, 2018
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garage sale masochism

A savagely uncontrollable addiction to garage sales that can lead to self-destruction.
He compulsively loaded up the car with so much shit that he couldn’t see out to drive, thanks to his garage sale masochism.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 9, 2019
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Wassy Garage

In reference to anal sex with a girl or a guy; the wassy garage is the anal cavity in which usually a male penis is inserted.
Bro it was so sick, she let me put it in her Wassy Garage on the first date
by Zlaw18 November 2, 2021
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blessing the Ganges

colloquialism

In India, all litter, urine, and feces eventually makes its way into the rivers, thanks to a complete lack of waste collection and water treatment, much like pre-20th Century Europe, USA/CAN, etc. Indians know this, but try not to/do not think about it, especially when 'cleansing' themselves by 'bathing' in the brownish-grey, litter and sewage filled 'sacred' waters of the Ganges/Ganga, which they further pollute with religious offerings (i.e. decorative litter) and dead bodies (not an exaggeration). Such (willful) ignorance eventually bites everyone in the ass. Ergo, any flagrant environmentally damaging human behavior can be lumped under the colloquialism 'blessing the Ganges.'
Cop: "Seeing how your McDonald's bag and Bacon McDouble wrapper are still stuck to my windshield, you won't mind this citation for littering."
Dwayne: "Yo, that ain't trash. That's just me usin' my's Constitutional right to freedom of religion. I was blessing the Ganges, dolla' menu style."

Elizabeth: "Why are you coming back in from outside? I thought you went to the bathroom."
Elly-May: "There was too long of a line for the one stall, so I headed for the alley beside the bar and blessed the Ganges."

Thaddeus: "Um, was that used engine oil I saw you dumping into the storm water drain this morning when I was leaving for the farmers market?!"
Ted: "Naw, Cuz. I just used 10W/40 to totally bless the Ganges."
by Bachelor boB December 17, 2013
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here in my garage

The ad on YouTube about some guy who is obsessed with knowledge and has a Lamborghini where he drives in Hollywood hills while reading a book a day
Here in my garage I bought this new Lamborghini but you know what I like more knowledge
by Derp Crab April 30, 2016
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Haggard Garage

A youtube channel that panders to children who cannot afford to properly modify a vehicle. They are the epitome of ricers, and they have this idea that if they call themselves ricers ironically that they have defused their detractors (the I <3 Haters argument). Their feature vehicle is a pitiful Miata that begs for sweet release from life. Haggard Garage is the physical embodiment of everything that is wrong with young car "enthusiasts" today.
Adult - Why is that Miata making that god awful sound?
Child #1 - Because Haggard Garage they do it for fun.
Child #2 - Because racecar lol XXDDDD Haggard Garage that's why.
Child #3 - I live in Connecticut and want to go to the Haggard Garage meet, but f*ck I'm 11 and don't have a car.
by swag777 October 13, 2015
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