big fat gargantuan gallon sized mommy milkers

honestly, I don't even know what to type here. ill probably just put something from meet the engineer, but I give up on trying to understand this god-forsaken universe. so in conclusion, if you hear some weeb say this, the answer is to use a gun, and if that don't work... use the gun on yourself.

oh man, that killer vampire woman sure does have some big fat gargantuan gallon sized mommy milkers, i wanna shit on her chest.

by potato-lord-69420 April 15, 2021

Gargantua Magnia Regina Homophilia

Latin for "Massive fag hag"

A woman who is extremely obsessed with homosexual men.

"My wife is such a gargantua magnia regina homophilia, but she still doesn't let me fuck her up the arse."

"Karen has so many gay friends!"
"Yeah she's a total gargantua magnia regina homophilia."

by LikeTinkiWinki January 26, 2009

gargantic

A combination word used to describe something which is extremely large. Larger than life. Derived from "gargantous" and "gigantic."

"Someone told me that Lou Ferrigno was smaller than Arnie; like he was only five foot four or something! WRONGO! I saw him at a downtown nightclub! They practically had to take the door off the hinges so he could get in. He's gargantic!!"

by psiscott April 26, 2006

gargantuan clamneck

A gargantuan clamneck is male OR female fat as a elephant with no desire to reduce their girth, sometimes discovered when a hole gotta be cut in the side of the house for a doctor visit. Funny thing about a true gargantuan clamneck is that when the status has been reached they movement can be so limited that a facilitator is often required a'la MASTER BLASTER relationship...

holy shit my aunt Gerry was so fat she almost sunk da boat,
I think she's a freakin' gargantuan clamneck!

by spidergrafx October 19, 2010

gargantuan hoe

thats a huge bitch with a hairy back,a big stinky pussy, bed sores, and the gout

that gargantuan hoe looks like she ate my ass for dinner

by Brian Dennehey January 24, 2007

gargantuant

A tremendously large person;giant

I looked up at the slutty gargantuant

by Xhira May 16, 2015

Gargantillow

A massive pillow that extends beyond the heightness and width of the individual laying within the comforting boundaries of the fluffy device. The pillow is massive and amazing. It dwindles the effectiveness of any man's cuddlebility as the pillow does not move, snore, or drool. Often loved by preggos.

I don't need a man, I've got a gargantillow!

by TalkStory July 20, 2010