Gargamilf

gargamilf: great grand milf, or Gargamel with tits

that old bitch is a total gargamilf.

by SHMeter September 4, 2015

Gargamel

To dress ugly to a social event. The act of being underdressed at a communal gathering. Someone who is underdressed. A villain from the smurfs. A person who performs oral sex on a male and makes a gargling sound while doing it.

Gary: Was there any classy looking hos up in that house party yal went to last night?
Eddie: Na, nothing but Gargamel bitches

Amy: wtf are you wearing?

Susan: I didnt want to keep yal waiting, so I threw on the first outfit i saw when i opened my closet.
Amy: This bitch busted a Gargamel!

by Mr. Charles Monroe January 11, 2019

Gargamelosexual

Someone whose attracted to our lord Gargamel the holy.

me: Im Gargamelosexual and i fucked our lord.
him: Me too.

by gargamelthelord November 10, 2019

Gargamel

Some dude who has a thing against blue Danny Devitos

Big daddy smurf: Oh no! Gargamel is kidnapping all the Smurfs!

by Moke wed February 25, 2021

Gargamel

a dick with a excess skin at the head

My boyfriend has a Gargamel down there. That’s kinda gross.

by smurf!k July 29, 2022

Gargamesh

The most powerful god of all humour and sex. also used to describe an absolute chad

that is one Gargamesh of a man

by Grimstruck December 6, 2022

Gargamel

caught lacking/ looking like a mess

I look like Gargamel.

by MADI THE BADDI February 17, 2023