garfield

The coolest cartoon cat to date. Garfield was created by Jim Davis and highly succesful.

Garfield is well known for eating entirely too much, sleeping his little life away, and kicking his dog friend Odie off the table.

Extremely amusing for all generations.

The people who hate garfield are jealous because he is funnier than their own shitty comics.

Garfield will eat you.

by theplainjane April 29, 2005

Garfield-ass cat

When you or your friend has a big, obese orange tabby cat with a huge appetite.

"Dude, you have a big, Garfield-ass cat!"

by GunnyMan4 December 1, 2016

Garfield-diet

When someone hangs out with worse looking people than themselves to seem prettier or skinnier than they are.

Bob: ”stacey looks really fit in that picture”
James: “No, it only seems like that because she’s using Anna as her Garfield-diet”

by Jimmy broswem July 2, 2019

Garfield-diet

When someone hangs out with worse looking people than themselves to seem prettier or skinnier than they really are.

Bob: ”stacey looks really fit in that picture”
James: “No, it only seems like that because she’s using Anna as her Garfield-diet”

by Jimmy broswem July 2, 2019

garfield kart

the best game in this world besides the godsent minecraft. i love this game. i lose my mind, when i have two sexy garfields next to me. i go coocoo, i go insane. im crazy, im coocoo crazy, garfield has me cookey. im coocoo cookey crazy.

“brooo im playing garfield kart and theres so many sexy jon arbuckle’s next to me”

by yunacore November 12, 2019

Garfield

An almighty God who has the power to rival the entire world. Can travel at the speed of light. Lasagna makes him 600x stronger. Has telepathy. Can put you in a coma with the blink of an eye.

If I was in a fight with Garfield, I'd die in 0.1 seconds

by ThatMoonCow February 24, 2021

James A. Garfield

20th president of the United States, got shot. Never head of him? Me either.

It’s so sad that James A. Garfield died on a Monday.

Who?

by Rogue One 2 coming in 1977 August 2, 2018