Gary Ishizaki

the secret identity to his characters Crazy Ish and Major Math. creator of web hit "haloINTegers" and a few others. he is known to have hair resembling ramen noodles. fucking pedo I'm telling you, math teacher at some fucking middle school, probably wanks it while thinking about the 6th graders, wouldn't surprise me

"its my n work Gary Ishizaki"

by patric jarman May 7, 2019

garyjobo

when a Gary gives you a hand job

CODY: have you ever had a garyjobo before?
TARY: no what’s that ?!
CODY: you’ll have to ask Gary

by garyjako May 12, 2020

Fort Gary

Fort Gary consists of a variety of tiktok stars that happen to be obsessed with games like league of legends and clash. They are taking the place of eboys by infiltrating egirl servers and imposing their ideologies onto them. Fort Gary boys are all annoying and they sound like boomers. ITS A NEW AGE CULT

"YOOOOO DUDE DID YOU SEE THE FORT GARY BOYS BLOW UP THAT HOUSE?" "yeah bruv mildred was pissed"

by linbin November 21, 2019

gary bettman

1. Commisioner of the NHL
2. A greedy, selfish, stuck-up jerk. Must be fired.

Gary Bettman is the worst commisioner of any sport ever.

by teh 1337 0n3 November 12, 2004

Garry Eye

When you so fucked you get a lazy eye and develop a squint but only on one side.

I was so fucked on pills I got Garry Eye

by loves2spooch November 15, 2009

Garry Eye

One eye closed or half closed the other all mad and wide open. Neither focusing on anything. Can be cross eyed at he same time.

If you seen someone stoned... Seriously stoned you have already seen Garry Eye.

Originally from Juneau, Alaska for those who don't know. Go Killer Whales!!

There's was a saying there. "He drunk so much he woke up with Garry Eye" also "Will this weed give me serious Garry Eye?" And "She has Garry eye.... She's all yours mate"

by HissyFingers September 19, 2013

axe gary

An axe-wielding maniac from the Tampa Bay area who offers legal advice when you call his 1-800 number after an accident.

If you've been in an accident, call 1-800 AXE GARY.

I dunno 'bout choo, but I'ma call 1-800 AXE GARY!

by beknighted March 20, 2014