a person who dwells in a garage. usually a white middle age man with a family, who enjoys drinking cheap beer in the solitude of his open garage.
i was under the impression that this term was coined by my dad, for he was the only one i had ever heard use it. but i have come to terms with the fact that other people use it too.
i was under the impression that this term was coined by my dad, for he was the only one i had ever heard use it. but i have come to terms with the fact that other people use it too.
by yokahanapoopeepants January 1, 2009
Get the garage dweller mug.To live your life in your garage, wrenching on cars, trucks, motorcycles, and wiring speakers. Usually when someone lives the "garage life" they use narcotics to fuel them fir many days at a time. Very rarely does anything actually get completed, or built while living the garage life. Many projects are started, most are not completed.
Doug has been living that garage life wiring speakers for 3 days straight. That guy has more speakers than sound bank.
by Franky Ratchet July 20, 2016
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by rzklkng August 25, 2003
Get the garage sailing mug.Non-spontaneous sexual relations that are initiated with a singular, non-disputable purpose: to achieve an orgasm and get the fuck out as soon as possible. Not surprisingly, garage sale pussy is very easy to obtain and leaves much more to be desired than conventional pussy.
(1) Married couples trying to conceive.
(2) People who hook up at a real-life garage sale.
Much like that 1985 charity fun run T-shirt you scored for $0.25 at the neighbor's garage sale, with garage sale pussy, you get what you pay for.
(2) People who hook up at a real-life garage sale.
Much like that 1985 charity fun run T-shirt you scored for $0.25 at the neighbor's garage sale, with garage sale pussy, you get what you pay for.
by Cayman's Finest Bearded Clams November 14, 2009
Get the garage sale pussy mug.People who sit in their garage rather than their yard or porch. Typically they sit on lawn chairs, upside down 5 gallon buckets, or coolers and they often separate themselves with a cooler or other quasi-table to set their drinks, ashtrays and cigarettes on. Oftentimes they can be spotted wearing NASCAR apparel, listening to or watching NASCAR, or grilling.
There goes the Smiths sitting in their stupid lawn chairs in their garage drinking beer and smokin cigarettes. Wonder what lameass NASCAR race is on today to pull the garage sitters off the couch. Or maybe the Colts are playing again.
by WGator January 18, 2011
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