Ganderthroll

Placing the tip of your penis in acid then inserting it directly into someones ear.

It's not my fault she was deaf before the ganderthroll.

by SavorOfHumens March 24, 2010

Gandering

Grabbing ones junk or someone else's junk. In the spirit of goosing someone's ass, only from the front.

I wasn't all that into my wife goosing my ass, but she can start gandering me anytime she wants. Preferably in the morning.

by Atlas of the 6 March 9, 2010

Ganger

A ganger is a girl who gets all dressed up to go to the shops, short skirts, big loop earings overdone make up and more than likely under the age of 15.

see also: slut, whore, one who loves the cock.

*spots a girl fitting the description above*

Wow, what a ganger..

by Andrew Spiteri June 18, 2005

double ganger

two gangs that look the same but are in fact, not the same. Kinda like one tree looking like another but not really being the same tree.

Tom: "hey sir is that not the same gang residing over in that place of residence?"
Kris: " Shiett, izz juz uh dubble gang'r eh"
Tom: Oh, thou dost not mean 'double ganger'?
Kris: shieet, naw dawg.

by k_kooldawg_koolman_68_+_1_=69 April 12, 2013

ganderous

dangerous spelled wrong, but with more meaning if you break it down
Gander - a glance, brief look
-Ous suffix - full of, possessing

Full of looks, attracting attention, looking good

Wow, Exeter is really ganderous today.

I wish I was ganderous like him.

by beansmokes December 26, 2016

gangkerchief

The bandana found hanging out of a gangsta's back pocket, often with a paisley print and gang colours. Portmanteau of gangsta and handkerchief

"You can't rob that gas station bare faced! Get your gangkerchief on! I don't care if you've been using it as a snot-rag."

by Alan Key June 20, 2017

Greasy-Gander

When a gander isn't good enough for the young male, he initiates a greasy gander. He reaches under his pillow and grabs his war paint, while whispering "a gander is afoot". Upon equipping the war paint to his now partially naked body, paying particular attention to the arse and general arse-area (on the arse, not in the arse!!) the young buck then makes it his mission to sneakily spy on fit birds all evening, without being compromised (Usually from bushes or behind curtains). Once the greasy gander is underway, not even spanking the "greasy badger" would be enough to stop this act of high level pervery on fine young women.

Steve says to Mike: Hey Mike, I'm off down to the shops do you wanna come?
Mike: Yeah, so long as we can pass the netball courts; I fancy a queer Greasy-Gander Mr Steve.
Steve: Alight Mr Mike, let me just finish up spanking this greasy badger and I'll be right with you.
... Some moments pass
Steve: *now donning a tophat and monocle* Could I have a hug Mr Mike?

by deltaforce_dfb February 20, 2019