Your City Gave Me Asthma

Depression, utter sadness

Me: Oh yeah I like Your City Gave Me Asthma

My friend: Are you ok?

by Wilber Soot May 5, 2021

That'll give you... er... bees

Taken from an embarrassing celebrity encounter with Tim Curry and fragrant soaps, the phrase "That'll give you... er... bees." has evolved to become a consoling response to embarrassing anecdotes. It can also be just "That'll give you bees" or simply "Bees"

Bob: And then they depantsed me in front of the entire history faculty!
Amy: *Consoling nod* That'll give you bees.

John: I can't believe I just did that!
Matt: Bees, man, bees.

Shop attendant's mind: Those soaps are so fragrant, we sometimes get bees in the store thinking they're flowers.
Shop attendant's mouth: That'll give you... er... bees.
Tim Curry: Oh indeed.

by Guestyperson May 26, 2007

I Don't Give Two Shits

An expression, when said, means you really do not care about what someone is saying, or what's going on around you. Recommended to be said sarcastically.

Shithead Neighbor: Hey Tim!
You: Yeah, hi.
Shithead Neighbor: I won the lottery jackpot yesterday! 40 million dollars for me!
You: Well guess what? I don't give two shits if you win 40 million, or 40 cents. Get the fuck out of my face please.

by ChronicClub August 18, 2016

give me some lovin'

A plea from one individual to another to engage in sex.

"Come on baby, give me some lovin'"

by JohnTrenton November 10, 2007

gave it some jandal

Accelerated harder than normal when driving a car. Synonymous with "floored it" and "put the pedal to the metal". Used most frequently by racing drivers from New Zealand.

Scott: “I don't know what happened there. I just plucked her in first, gave it some jandal and fuck yeah."

by SirDunny March 11, 2014

Kevlar Neck Gaiter

A metaphorical badge of loyalty usually referenced as an item of travel gear when visiting a good friend in a tight spot.

“I’m visiting my buddy in the Army next week but he’s stationed at a pretty wild post, you know, murders, kidnappings, war brides, that kind of thing; so, I’ll definitely be packing my Kevlar neck gaiter.”
“Jesus, where’s he stationed, Fallujah?”
“Nah, Fort Bragg.”

by Tin Hat Kippah December 9, 2020

National give your crush a hoodie day

On october 21st you go up to your crush and give them your hoodie. (if they try to give it back show them this and don't take it back)

You:Have my hoodie
Crush:no take it back
You:*shows them this* I cant its national give your crush a hoodie day

by Ihaveacrush1 October 20, 2019