A Zionist Jewfro dude born in Israel, who became an illusionist and claimed himself as one of the Gods from some planet, working for his God and made up some other craps. He gained his fame by bending some special spoons and lied to people that he did it with his mental power, but he was actually using few tricks. Few years later at James Randi's sow, he was invited there as a guest, but couldn't bend the forks that was supplied by the talkshow because he had to do it for REAL this time, so everyone started calling him phony. I do not know why he became a host in Phenomenom with Criss Angel, but w/e. He's so fake and so many people fell for him.
As James Randi says, "If Uri Geller bends spoons with divine powers, then he's doing it the hard way".
Uri: im have the most amazing power in the world, you know what i can do? i can bend a spoon.
Me: STFU i know that's a trick ,even my 4 year old nephew can bend that shit,
Uri: Well people in Israel still believe this shit,, lol
Me : lol ,, Criss Angel can do better than that
Uri: im have the most amazing power in the world, you know what i can do? i can bend a spoon.
Me: STFU i know that's a trick ,even my 4 year old nephew can bend that shit,
Uri: Well people in Israel still believe this shit,, lol
Me : lol ,, Criss Angel can do better than that
by Illusionist November 22, 2007
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mafia offshoot active on long island . Known as "classy" gangsters, they have been caught in nurmerous sport gambling rings as well as trafficking weapons. About 200 made men currently stay true to the Galletto crime family. Technically they aren't part the "actual" mafia, because they do not operate under mafia rules or operate in a mafia structure. Still many mafia icons have done there time working with members of the family including the Gallo brothers and Salvatore "the bull" Gravano. They are also very much associated with the "Mala de Brenta" as a member of the family served as a turncoat bringing down much of the gang operating off the Italian shores.
Dude: I heard the Gallettos got nabbed again runnin guns.
Other dude: damn yo! Dem niggas be in the paper every other week!
Other dude: damn yo! Dem niggas be in the paper every other week!
by QueensDreamin777 July 2, 2012
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by Todd Dammit May 31, 2015
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“Bro, you’re totally Monica Gellering!”
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This was allegedly the act to which Meatloaf referred to in the iconic song lyric: "I would do anything for love, but I won't do that".
This was allegedly the act to which Meatloaf referred to in the iconic song lyric: "I would do anything for love, but I won't do that".
by SirReginald January 14, 2011
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