Shamolie is a kind, awesome and amazing person. She constantly makes you laugh and smile. Theres never a dull moment with her. Shes good hearted and super funny. Shes can be nerdy but overall shes a great friend. You can always count on her to put a huge smile on your face. Shes one of those people who can make something boring really fun. Shes always the life of the party.
Shamolie is my best friend!!
by Pickleeesssss June 19, 2017
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1) an exclamation word, when something surprises you or is shocking

2) a combination of piss, shit, cum, ball sweat, and coagulated smegma in a disgusting concoction that is typically ingested by crack whores and hippies
1) John: POOPY SHAMOLY that girls smoking!!

2) Ryan: Me and my girl made a poopy shamoly last night, how many milliliters should I do for my first time?
Pedro: how about fucking 0 milliliters you fuck.
by Brodman585 April 9, 2023
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- 'Jesus' refers to christ the saviour
- 'shamoly' is an excellent word
- 'holy' links to 'Jesus'
- 'kebabs' is the meaty treat which is likey to give you food poisoning available form your local kebab shop
person 1: ''look, there is a pair of homosexual german men wearing skin-tight lycra catsuits'''

person 2: JESUS SHAMOLY AND HOLY KEBABS
by steph December 20, 2004
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