Gustavo

A dark Mexican Pregnant man who walks around calling people "real" or "fake". Gustavo has many lost long twins who work at six flags.

Be careful when you're around Gustavo, he craves chalk & bananas.
Gustavo's water broke 10 minutes ago, but he's eating a banana.
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Gustavo is a young but vibrant & outspoken man who’ll become President of the United States one day. If you can remember what happened in election 2016, you’ll remember 2040.
Gustavo doesn’t count all his chickens.
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A derogatory term for a Mexican who has a passion for soccer.
Jim: Hey what's he doing with the soccer ball?
Tom: His being a Gustavo again.
Jim: Let him be his a soccer holligan!
by no_limit000 November 03, 2007
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1. person who will wait till their parents arent home and then go on the family computer and take off the web blocker to look at pornos and jack off.

2. someone who is addicted to useing the word kid in a manner of when they are being disturbed.

3. obsessed with soccer to the point that it is freaky about how they like to hang out wtih so many boys naked at the showers after.

4. could look metrosexual but your really know that they are gay.

5. could just be the staff of the goths. i dont knwo what do you think?
" wow that guy dresses so well that he must be a gustavo!"
by marsha D November 08, 2007
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HES A BITCH THAT EVERY ONE KNOW
Gustavo a bitch
by 1913gangster May 10, 2018
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