A sad excuse for a male. Guido's spend most of their time at the Jersey shore at a bar called Dejays. There, you can find them pounding yegabombs and hitting on under age girls. The guido attire consists of shirts two sizes too small. They will then pop the collar on their shirt and undo about three or so buttons to reveal their shaven and tanned (sometimes with ingrown hairs) chest. Guidos will wear sunglasses not just during the day but also at night and inside dark night clubs. This makes them feel cool and "gangsta". They are usually involved in many violent attacks where usually 10 of them will jump one single person. This is due to their rage brought on by growth hormones and steroid which have an effect on their already undeveloped brains. Also known as Douche bags, the guido will idolize TV shows such as The Sopranos or Entourage and will try to impress douche bag girls with their Tony Montana (AlPacino in Scarface) impersonation. As mentioned before, it is best not look directly at them as this will make them feel threatened, and because they have usually overdosed on Protein powder and steroids, they may become violent and initiate a fight for no reason at all.
" Eww look at that Guido..he's all prickly. He obviously didn't shave his chest and arms today."
"What a douche"
"What a douche"
by whatahell May 29, 2009
A male who thinks they are italian living in america whose italian roots died out generations ago but still embarrising the italian community. He lives primarely in New York or New Jersey, see shit hole. He drives a honda civic with a flowmaster exhaust while also spending hours on his hair. He is a bad driver because he is talking to dumb blondes who think he is sexy on his expensive cell phone that his mommy bought him while not watching the road. He is also a metro sexual.
by alex clobes January 08, 2006
gotti wannabes, that have hair as tall as their dick wear clothes tighter than there bitches' and adapt the customs of an umpa lumpa in order to succeed in having orange skin.
I went to bring my girlfriend to the tanning salon, and that guido Giovanni came out orange as fuck!
by april may june September 06, 2006
by blacjac November 24, 2010
A "guy" that goes to the tanning bed, wears girl earrings, lip gloss, tight tank tops or untucked dress shirts that say things about their dick. must have really annoying accent and fist pump
by guidoguidoguidoguido January 25, 2010
A normally tan individual that is constantly thinking about himself and ways to make him appear cool, such as: Going to the gym, Taking a variety of vitamins and supplements, Tanning, Constantly grooming his blowout/facial hair, Partaking in an excessive amount of photos, Clubbing, Wearing very expensive/tight clothing, Bragging
Look at that fuckin guido, he has over 1,500 pictures on facebook and hes making the same face in everyone.
by bpalms May 02, 2008
1. In Turin (Piedmont, NW Italy), bus chaffeurs. In Italian "guido" is a pun because it means "I drive" and is also a proper name for men. If you call a driver this way it seems like he's familiar to you. This saying is no longer very widespread.
Il guido prende rosso anche alle rotonde. Che palle.
The chaffeur gets the red traffic light at roundabouts, too. That sucks.
The chaffeur gets the red traffic light at roundabouts, too. That sucks.
by Uslengh October 30, 2014