Face Guff

When someone burps but it smells like it came from their arse...

Normally happens after someone has either eaten a curry, drunk bitter, or not brushed their teeth...

"Ergh, which one of you scruffy cunts just farted"

"Not me"

"Not me either"

"Well it was one you, either that or a face guff"

by Cream DJ March 2, 2009

Guff Bucket

A derogatory term for a vagina, related to guff (bad smell) and the receptacle (vagina) the smell came from.

Ayup me duck show us yer guff bucket.

Or

Phwoor is that yer guff bucket I can smell?

by Guff Bucket lover. September 25, 2010

Gufumba

A person that's a: gay homosexual faggot masturbater. Its GHFMBA but its phonetically pronounced like guh-fum-buh. (Not literally, but a funny diss to your obviously straight male friends)

Example: Yo man, you wanna hit up the club tonite? Gonna be mad hotties there! Nah, I wanna stay home and finally beat this level of dungeons and dragons. Yo, youre a fucking gufumba bro! All the hot chicks gonna be there and you wanna stay home and play video games?

What's up man! What's going on this weekend? Nothing much Guf, just chillin. Hahaha you got a lot of jokes!

Hey man, that hot chick is giving you the eye! Go get her phone number! Umm no cuz I'm too shy! Awww fuck your such a fucking gufumba lol!

by treezman June 29, 2011

gufu

Gufu (pronounced goo-foo) is that essential something that makes a thing that which it is.

(I believe this is based on a real word from the Indian sub-continent although I don't know which language.)

If a ball has lost its bounce it has lost its gufu. If glue no longer sticks its lost its gufu.

by fruitynewt February 3, 2007

Fruity Guff

A "fruity" smelling trump, can only be pulled off by a man with a beard. Unfortunately.

A man trumps

Jeeze, can you smell that fruity guff? That bearded man looks suspicious.

by alexmorris.jamescox May 27, 2009

gufhai

(adjective): being overly caffeinated yet unsuccessful at channeling that stimulation into productivity.

I was so gufhai after my three cups of coffee this afternoon that I couldn't concentrate on my finishing my final project.

Did you do your Accounting homework or were you gufhai again?

by Sanannarah September 7, 2009

Gufah

A try hard Puerto Rican. Mostly just call of duty games

this kid is such a Gufah

by Spicness October 7, 2020