Mercy Grope

When you allow someone nice to get a little handsy because you feel sorry for them and their limited groping opportunities.

Henry is such a nice guy and I feel bad that he doesn't get any action. I permitted the hello hug to evolve into a light Mercy Grope last night just to throw the guy a bone.

by Jezebel Vandersnatch & Brett September 13, 2009

Marchini Grope

To feel an object all over so that you do not actually "see" a Smirnoff Ice.

Mike "Yo, who opened this bag and didnt drink the Ice that was in here?"
Max "Chris did the ol' Marchini Grope so he wouldn't see the Ice, and could hide it himself."
Everyone "What a bitch!"

by Gronk88 May 16, 2017

Shoulder Grope

The act of somebody placing a hand on the opposing shoulder, and then leaving it there, as if fondling their own shoulder blade. People usually shoulder-grope themselves while discussing their accomplishments or positive traits (often with a sentence beginning "I'm pretty much the best..."), and it is therefore regarded as a narcissistic celebration of one's own awesomeness. On occasion, both hands are employed, giving the shoulder-groper the appearance of somebody hugging themselves because they have no friends.

I don't mean to brag, but *shoulder grope* I'm pretty much the best clarinet player in the whole entire school.

by RAGNAAAAAAR! June 20, 2010

dope and grope

The act of indiscriminately drugging a person with the intention of having forceful intercourse while the person is intoxicated. Also known as date rape.

"Brett Kavanaugh, do you deny being party to a dope and grope of Dr. Ford?" - Senator Feinstein

by 11AngryMecicans October 3, 2018

tennessee mud grope

The act of going out in the hollers.
Fill your hand with as much mud as you can hold.
The twat swat your woman back to the age of empires!

Woman 1: You ok? You seem so cheerful today...

Woman 2: I'm great!!! My man gave me a massive Tennessee Mud Grope last night!

Woman 1: Awww, I'm so jealous!

by TDMCRo2 January 11, 2017

Pope Grope

The act of a male catholic clergy member giving underwater handjobs at the beach (to the delight of passer-byes). Please see the Honolulu Handshake for origin and variant.

Dave won't shut up about the amazing Pope Grope he got last weekend.

by asp9465 November 6, 2016

Freedom Grope

the TSA's new, sexual-assault based approach to security screening.

I was on my way from DFW to LAX and didn't want to be irradiated, so I opted for the Freedom Grope instead.

by RagingPrimate November 22, 2010