GROFL

Acronym for:

GRAND-ROFL(Rolling on the floor laughing)

Used to overly express laughter.

person 1: Me fail sci. klass cuz teachor is butt.

person 2: God, why don't you just go rape a grammar teacher.

person 3: GROFL
person 4: GROFL!!!
person 5: XD

by teh BUTT secks January 4, 2005

groffee

Gravy and Coffee mixed, with a hint of pepper.

Did you drink Groffee today?

by 543ddd July 19, 2017

Groffing

To utterly fuck something up and forget everything you were previously told. To be so distracted you wouldn’t even be considered to be in this universe.

“No wonder he missed the play on 2nd base, he was straight Groffing.”

by Sully LaCroix April 22, 2022

Groftah

This can mean what ever you want it to mean

Hey yo get over here millie with that Groftah.

Wagwan G. Mans just been to the groftah

by sixylicks February 17, 2021

Groff Snoff

The act of getting orally snoffed by a colleague. Sometimes ends in sexual pleasure, but most often ends in tears. You know you are doing it correctly if your nose bleeds.

Damn, Nick just groff snoffed me in the bathroom. My junk is tender.

by Lo-Mo May 26, 2011

groff

Queer bag who attends social events without receiving proper notification. While attending these social events this queer bag thinks of himself as the life of the party while taking on large amounts of verbal abuse. When a "groff" latches on with a group, it is nearly impossible to shake them from it.

"Awww shit.... that fuckin' groff just showed up"
"What the fuck is groff doing here?"
"Who told groff about the party?"

by Bobby Light August 6, 2007

groffian

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Happy birthday groffian

by Gwann September 15, 2010