Greta

(n.) A classy, beautiful, well-dressed, artistic woman with a down-to-earth nature. She may or not possess physical traits of red hair, pleasant eyes, delicate bone structure, and full lips. A Greta tends to be a perfectionist, often holding herself to very high standards. This woman is very responsible, self aware, intelligent, logical, conscientious, and determined. Often guarded upon meeting new people, she is likely to assess you accurately and get to know you better if she finds you worthy of her time. Greta's tend to be kind, sensitive, caring, and loyal within close relationships.

I wish I was a Greta! Of course I'm bringing Greta home to meet my parents. Why would I want to marry her if she's not a Greta??

by W. J. Seiler February 3, 2010

Grenal

Grenal (ɡrā-nel) originally based on a misspelling of "general" is the act of by an individual or group of individuals getting into an argument or shit posting on a forum or text-based communication like discord that leads to the derailment and off-topic arguments in the chat for an extended period of time.

noun
Jesus christ this chat is fucked. This is a total grenal moment.

verb
Hey, look at this. I'm going to totally grenal this history chat.

by Ryanlt December 15, 2021

Gretaphobia

The fear of meeting the band Greta Van Fleet

“Wouldn’t meeting Greta Van Fleet be so cool??”

“Sorry dude, no way. Way too scary for me. I have gretaphobia.”

by emgvf May 6, 2022

jump grenade

Acting as a wingman. The phrase comes from the military; jumping on top of an active grenade will kill you but save your comrades around you as a result of it. It's a selfless act for your buddy.

Hey check out those two chicks sitting at the bar. It's a shame only one of them looks decent. Man, will you please jump grenade for me? I did it for you last time.

by wheelmanLS2 September 1, 2006

Queef Grenade

When a woman farts and it goes into her vagina while on her period. She can then not queef it out as normal as she has a tampon in. To release it, she must "pull the pin".

Stacy farted while sitting down and created a queef grenade. "Pull that pin outside Stacy".

by Fartin Ted November 14, 2019

Grenada

An Island in the West Indies, home to the warmest and friendliest souls in the Caribbean. Also known as the Spice Isle for its large export of nutmeg over the past couple decades and most recently Pure Grenada for its natural untainted resources. This Tri-island state boasts of white sand beaches, volcanic crater lakes, hot springs and mangroves just to name a few.

Celebrities native to the island or of decent:
Kirani James ( Olympic 400m champion )
Louis Hamilton ( Formula One World Champion)
Maurice Bishop (Revolutionist)
Malcom X ( Mother was born in Grenada)

2nd wonder of the under water world for its Under Water Sculpture Park (Shout out to the scuba divers!!!)
Home of the JAB JAB ( if you love to "play a mass and whine and getton"

Grenada gained its independence through the efforts of native islanders who held repeated strikes and rallies that forced the crown to grant independence in 1974 almost a decade before the US invasion.

I'm from Grenada! Real Greenz gyal ! #473 to the world!

by Serendipitous Siwi October 5, 2016

dirty Greta

A Dirty Greta is a hot, usually Italian, girl that texts in lowercase and has fear of commitment. She has great style and she is very smart, although she goes for much older guys cause yk, #DaddyIssues.

x: just went on a date with this super cute 45 year old!!

y:“damn you’re such a dirty Greta”

by mipuzzailculo April 18, 2020