Gonky doof

When you want to express your amazingness in verbal language in front of a girl by calling another guy this

OMG, you are such a gonky doof!

by DonkeySandwhich January 22, 2020

Gonked

V. The act of hitting someone and making them pass out.

Did you see how Tyler gonked Cody at the parking lot??

by Mliv July 4, 2020

Gonkers

Saying "Gonked" also works for this, it means to get drunk.

Luke: Man, Xavier got gonkers again
Brody: Goddammit
Xavier: Hehehe, gonked

by Drippy--Water June 14, 2022

Gonk

A slang term used in the world of Cyberpunk 2077, usually referring to a smooth brained individual who either says, or does, something that is extremely fucking stupid.

Johnny: C'mon V, smoke a cig for me. I need nicotine.

V: Sorry Johnny, I kill 300 people a day, but smoking is where I draw the line.
Johnny: You fucking gonk.

by daveycrockett3 December 16, 2020

gokkun

see gokken, same as ,derived from sound onmatepedia of gulp

she gokken at bukkake

by trew May 13, 2005

Gongkia

Chinese dialect for Stupid Kid. Also a dumbass residing in Singapore who finds Lard a bitch

Don't be such a gongkia, llamas dont fuck caribou.

by gongkia December 27, 2003

gonkish

a person or persons who are acting stupid or acting childish

"omg he is being so gonkish"

by the gonkster September 24, 2008