Large angry fairy-pixie in the sky. Refuses to show any evidence of his existence but will sentence you to an eternity of pain and burning if you do not accept it.

Abe was a good man, but he used God's name in vain, so he burned forever and ever.

God by Rap Scholar March 28, 2005

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God

A divine figure, featured in pretty much every religion. Whether you believe in it or not is up to you.

The romans had many gods.

God by Some guy March 26, 2004

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God

The loving, and just creator of the universe. The Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. The Lord of Lords, Jahovah-Yasha, Jahovah-Jireh, Elyon, The Judge, The Holy Father, Lion of Judah, Yahweh, etc. He is the one true God.

Genesis 1:1 "In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth."
John 1:1 "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, the Word was God."

Psalm 78:35 "They remembered that God was their Rock,
that God Most High was their Redeemer."

God by Dracoe February 27, 2012

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god

Some big man that sits opn a cloud and tells everyone what to do. Threatens us with hell.

Eat your cabbage or God will send you to hell!

god by PunkRockBarbieBitch August 9, 2005

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