Glarbtron

Glarbton is everything and nothing. It is the universal pronoun from which life originated out of the depths of the primordial soup which blanketed the infant earth. It is not uncommon for one to struggle with the meaning of glarbtron, for asking "what is the meaning of glarbtron" is like asking "what is the meaning of life?"

See also, coin

"Glarbtron!"

"I had an interesting glarbtron the other day. I was walking through the park when a man claiming to be Archimedes Frisbee glarbtronned the shit out of me. He was riding a brown, glarbtron-shaped bicycle with children for wheels."

"My day was Glarbtorious! How was yours?"

by Dice K. McBonescene February 17, 2008

garlic grilled cheese

Super heady toasted garlic and cheese sandwich. Staple in every lot kids diet.

Vendor : Dank garlic grilled cheese, only one dollar! Down for trades!

Raging Head : Gnarley! Good think I spanged this dollar.

by barley January 25, 2008

Urban garlic

The product created by a vagrant upon defecating in or on a car after consuming waste from an Italian restaurant dumpster.

"What's that smell!?!" "Oh some homeless guy left some urban garlic in my backseat the other day."

by GermanKurt25 February 3, 2017

garlic

a food that vampires find unappealing, although it is healthy for the human soul.

Vampire: What is that stench?
Human: garlic, want some?
Vampire: NO!!!! Garlic will be the death of me

by Liviloves December 28, 2015

Garloid

A plump gut which hangs like a sack due to constant feeding. Usually bulbous and hairy.

Look at his garloid! That thing has to be sluthering city BBQ and General Tso’s chicken on the daily.

by DrRajMahal October 22, 2022

Katie Garland

Katie Garland is the type of person you wouldn't need to spent money on a bra for. Her not being able to even fit into a Double A is a massive turn on for all the boys. Although, one may think she doesn't like boys as she hasn't been able to get a thing going with a boy for a while.

"wow is that Katie Garland?!"
"oh yes it is, i can tell because she isnt wearing a bra"

by Assadhulla June 1, 2020

the glare of disgust

It's that look you get from somebody who enters the restroom as you are exiting after having dropped a particularly smelly dump.Many times the unsuspecting victim will stop dead in their tracks as if they had walked into an invisible wall.They may even be taken aback a step or two. The matter is further complicated if the victim is a friend or acquaintance. Future relations will certainly be diminished because you will always be associated with the smell of your shit.

The principal walked into the men's room just as I flushed my mess. The glare of disgust told me I may not graduate this year.

by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011