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Gladys Woodstock: The Fourth Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Gladys Woodstock: The Fourth Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025
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Rodriguez and Gladys

A pioneering internet crime-fighting duo whose exploits in busting would-be child molesters was featured in Parade Magazine c. 1998.
Stories circulated unconfirmed that they had also grown rich in their efforts by extorting money from some targets as an alternative to turning the target in to police for prosecution.

Their tactics (at least the legal ones) have now been copied and popularized by such television news magazines as NBC's Dateline and ABC's 20/20. Many criminal charges have been filed in consequence and public awareness of the problem has been heightened, too.

Also, speculation builds concerning World Wresling Entertainment's possible interest in a storyline involving a tag team of internet superheroes to take on the "bad guys".
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EXAMPLES;

"Did you see the article about RODRIGUEZ AND GLADYS busting perverts wanting sex from minors?"

"Man, you a crime-fightin' hero like RODRIGUEZ AND GLADYS!'

"I nominate RODRIGUEZ AND GLADYS for President."
by Bengo Cholomongo September 19, 2006
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Quarter to Gladys

An alternative to say 10:45 AM in New South Wales, Australia.

The term became popular because Gladys Berejiklian, the Premier for NSW, would appear on television statewide to give updates about the Covid-19 pandemic at 11:00 AM everyday. It’s became a necessity for the people in NSW to watch Gladys on TV because of this.
A: Yo, what’s the time cuz?
B: It’s quarter to Gladys, how many new cases for today you reckon?
by ariapranata August 17, 2021
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Doing a Gladys

Refusing to do what’s needed in a serious situation with disastrous consequences, due to baseless overconfidence and wanting to avoid proving your critics right.

Refers to New South Wales Liberal premier Gladys Berejiklian’s refusal to lock down Sydney, to avoid giving political points to the Victorian Labor premier Daniel Andrews. Her failure to lock down in response to the highly contagious and deadly Delta strain of coronavirus has instead lead to a months-long protracted lockdown and lives lost, which could have been avoided by locking down fora short time in the first place.
We told him to get a proper mechanic instead of doing a DIY job, but he insisted on doing a Gladys and now the dipstick needs to buy a whole new engine.
by AussieNerd August 4, 2021
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Hot Gladys

Dressing your girl / guy up like your grandmother, with thick glasses (preferably with chains), and a crocheted greay sweater, then proceeding to soak her with a thick frothy stream of urine.
"Woah, todd, i totally gave Melissa a hot gladys last night."
by enowak23 September 15, 2016
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valentina gladys santiago

the #1 gf in the world. an AMAZING human being. literally so stunning
by kekelezzy August 9, 2021
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Maximum Gladys

When everything is seemingly going perfect in your life and you have reached a maximum level happiness.
Dude #1 “ Man I just got a hold of 2 free tickets to the Phish show tonight and the girl I’ve been interested in for a while now wants to to go on a date. I’m so happy.”

Dude #2 “I’m so happy for you man, sounds Maximum Gladys!”
by Brycecrispy September 14, 2022
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