GILF

Governor I'd Like to Fuck- from 40 something Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin. Palin was a former beauty queen (winning 2nd place in Miss Alaska) and TV sportscaster. Rumor has it that Sarah has a nice rack, but if so she keeps her sweatermeat well-hidden.

"That Sarah Palin is such a total GILF, duuuuuuude! I'd like totally fuck her!"

by Mo Dixley October 20, 2008

Gilf Hunter

A Gilf Hunter is a carnivorous predator indigenous to filthy run down sports bars. The Gilf Hunter searches for his prey with a hawklike glare which puts a chill down your spine. The main staple of his diet are 50+ year old biker chicks with 4-6 teeth, horse hair, and a girth to rival the infamous BT Lee. His only natural enemies in the wild, are pseudo-intellectual red-headed fat ugly girls, who swear they are only virgins because they are waiting untill college is over so they can concentrate on school. The Paradox is, that although they must make excuses for their permanent virginity, they have already been violated savagly by the Gilf Hunter which fuels their eternal quest for the love and effection that he so wrongfully denied them. Another mystery which surrounds the ever-elusive Gilf Hunter is how he graduated from high school, took almost three years off, is in his 3 year of college and is still only 17 years old.

Gilf Hunter culls the herd by preying on the weak and the old.

by Man Chowder December 5, 2003

giltso

a word used in Lindsborg, Kansas that means "Guy I'd Like To Suck Off," in a "language" called sarcasm in which this is an insult meaning that the person called a giltso is a complete and total fucking faggot.

Dude that fucking giltso won't quit following me around.

by anonymous87 July 8, 2004

gilf hunter

The gilf hunter is an illusive, slanky, balding, 19 year old. He secretly fucks the shit out of the oldest, most crude bitches he can get his hands on. To the outside world he is known as cameron, but to his lovers he is known as The Infamous BOBO.

Gilf hunters always cover their tracks by dating fatasses.

by Cameron Lacoste January 27, 2007

gilfish

Big sexy guy. Plays baseball and is fucking amazing at it. Sexy hair and sharp jaw line.

My finger was cut from Gilfish’s jaw line!!!

by Gilfish May 10, 2018

gilfbo

A sexy grandma/grandpa/grandparent who happens to be very stupid but also very kind. Think, "grand-person I'd like to f*ck" combined with "himbo".

Simone is such a gilfbo, honestly...

by Magjxjx October 26, 2020

GILF

Governor I'd Love to Fuck.

That Sarah Palin is one hot GILF.

by Bippity Bopster October 19, 2008