Geppetophile

A lonely old man who gets wood from little boys, turning them back into soft flesh after having his joy with them.

I think that guy down the street is a geppetophile. Keep our son away!

by A White June 15, 2006

Dick Gephardt

A congress man from Missouri, whose facial chararteristics resemble an unborn fetus.

(A young couple at their first sonigram for their unborn baby) Gee, Peg, our baby resembles Dick Gephardt!

by Z-girl January 22, 2004

Gepapo

Municipal parking enforcement, especially one that is very agressive. Short for Geheime Parkingpolizei.

Frick, the Gepapo booted me again.
Don't park there or the Gepapo will get you.

by Bellingson January 20, 2011

Geppert

a Geppert (noun) is a cross between a hobbit and a giraffe. It is a curious mix of species, feeds on the leaves of small plants and lives in green spaces surrounded by suburbs.

Also used an an insult, especially to people who have this surname.

"you are the biggest Geppert I know, dude"

"hey, who are you calling a Geppert?"
"You, cus you look like a hobbit AND a giraffe"

"as we can see from the slide, the Geppert does enjoy chasing antelope, but is actually a herbivore"

by Robjb April 4, 2008

Geph

When you fart and the fart bubble moves up your crotch and tickles your ballsack. Usually can only be done when swimming or sitting down.

“Oh shit man I just gephed myself”
“Damn did it tickle?”

by Mediumhoss May 21, 2019

gepetto

A guy who is able to carve out a woman when the odds are stacked against him (ie. she is surrounded by many other men).

I was in a club in barbados. It was full of dudes, but yet Gepetto managed to carve out the one female in the club.

by darren is me October 14, 2006

Ghetto Gepetto

Someone who has a keen tolerance for crappy objects to the point where people start to think his or her life is a complete dump.

-"Here comes Adam in his piece of shit car."
-"You mean Ghetto Gepetto in his GepettoMobile."

by acrestare July 2, 2011