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Top G

Sufferers of the micropenis syndrome. This term was coined by their master, Andrew Tate, with the microest of all penises, to form a micro penis army to fight teenagers on the internet. Along with the micropenis syndrome, these people are also susceptible to what is know as a 'humiliation kink'. Beware, they will ask you the color of your Bugatti while attending a 50 dollar university in the dark dungeons of their parents basement.
Top G: Who the fuck recycles pussy?
Man 1: Huh?
Top G: WHATS THE COLOR OF YOUR BUGATTI BITCH?
Man 1: What's prison food like, Top G?
by gagarararasputin January 3, 2023
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Top G

Some bozo with a Bugatti who got banned on all major social media platforms for being a prick.
1: "Have you seen what the Top G said today?"
2: "I don't care I'm not on Truth Social"
by Gjord August 22, 2022
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Top G Moment

Massive L. "Top G" was coined by the likes of misogynist dude-bro twats like Andrew Tate, but swiftly reclaimed at the end of 2022 when Greta Thunberg single-handedly ended his entire career with one tweet.
A: Hey, did you hear about Greta Thunberg and Andrew Tate's twitter beef?
B: No, what's up?
A: Andy Pandy tried to flex and own Greta by bragging about his supercars with tons of emissions on twitter, and she tweeted back at him for him to enlighten her by emailing smalldickenergy@getalife.com. Then after 10 hours all Tate could reply was some pathetic video attempting to defend himself but sounding like a butthurt little bitch, and the best part, the icing on the cake, was he revealed a pizza box which helped tip off to the Romanian authorities where he was and he got detained for human trafficking. What a Top G Moment
B: A Top G Moment indeed. 2022 is saved.
by chegbeg December 29, 2022
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Top G

Bro he let you do what is study hall?!?

Yeah bro hes a TOP G
by Biggus Nibbis September 28, 2022
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Top G

Gay top that loves Bottom Boys
"Top G is not gay"
-Top G fan
"Uhh yeah he is, he filled me up"
-Bottom Boy
by TheOfficalSwaos December 29, 2022
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Female Top G

A female who is not a feminist and not a hoe this type of female is attached to a Top G man this female also knows her place in a relationship and knows her place as a woman
Girl 1: yes I don't go to clubs and stuff like that I'm a female top G
by Female top g @cat February 27, 2023
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Top G

The guy who tops in a homosexual relationship between guys usually the "Top G" is the one who initiates the backdoor docking protocol between two strapping gentleman while the ones who praise and the defend their Top G are the nubile bottoms who are in charge of receiving and servicing the Top G within the relationship
Andrew is the Top G of the male losers of society as he f*cks the suckers of hustlers university financially
by Top G for Greta lmao January 2, 2023
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