Fapperoni and Cheese

When you Fap into a bowl of Mac and cheese

Male 1: Brb gotta go make some Fapperoni and Cheese
Male 2: What the fuck is wrong with you

by DankestDankMemes September 19, 2017

Bingo Flapper

Under arm flab, or fat. When older women win during Bingo games, they throw their hands in the air saying "I got a bingo!!!", flapping their arms (and underarms) wildly about in their excitement. Thus causing the wind movement from their "bingo flappers" to eradicate all other bingo players, bingo cards. Game, Set, Match.

" How do I get rid of these Bingo Flappers under my arms?"

" That girl has some serious Bingo Flapping going on over there".

"My god honey, Kristie alley has huge bingo flappers. She must be able to fly around the world!"

by Ironsoulx August 5, 2009

Flapperhead

A made-up word used to describe people with extremely high intelligence, far surpassing the person actually saying the word.

Person: 'You're a Flapperhead!' Me: 'Why thank you!'

by HiddenPowerSteel January 8, 2011

fapper

Some one who masturbates all the time.

John is such a fapper. When is the last time he left his room?

by Kassi September 27, 2005

Fappertastic

Word to describe the most perfect fappable thing.
So perfect, you will have to fap on it every single moment and become a non-stop fapper.

Steve: What happened to Chuck?
Pete: He found the most fappertastic porn on the internet, he won't stop fapping.
Steve: Man.. I'm worried about him..

by No-need-for-a-name January 29, 2010

flapperjack

flapperjack (n): the act of fapping to a flapper

I saw that flapper and just had to flapperjack right there in my zoot suit.

by jason is a social scientist March 14, 2015

Flapperfap

When a man uses his fat to masturbate

John had a flapperfap after he seen a gender neutral name on a register

by Flapperfapper3000 February 7, 2018