futurama

A great mature animated show, jerked around by FOX, pre-empted most weeks, then cancelled for "lack of ratings". FOX have now culled their cash cows down to The Simpsons which is a sad shadow of its former self, and World's Blankiest Blank...

...well she is wearing the World's Shortiest Skirt

by Archie2K April 12, 2004

Future Endeavors

A euphemistic corporate term used in farewell emails, most notably to indicate to the entire company someone's ass got fired.

Please be advised that as of last Friday, Bill is no longer employed by the company. We would like to thank Bill for his contributions to the organization over the past 5 years and wish him well in his "future endeavors".

by ITALUS February 22, 2013

In the near future

A phrase often described to something that will be done within a short time, the near. Nobody knows how long the near future is, its a mystery. It is often used to shut people the fuck up when they will ask when something will be done.

Sometime within the near future it will be done. Does that answer your question

by Ya Heeeeaarrrd July 13, 2018

Future-Proofin

When a Youtuber stops making an argument mid video, to argue about potential stupid comments in the future.

When your best friends says "I think you act retarded. Not retarded in a mentally disabled way, but in a extremely stupid way."

And you reply "Man you're future-proofin so hard right now, just to not get called out by friends for saying the R word like that in 2021"

by DaGOATWannabe July 11, 2021

Watchmen Future Planet

A handheld game for the Nintendo DS that takes place after the events of the critically acclaimed graphic novel Watchmen by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons. The story is set on a far off planet where Dr. Manhattan has fulfilled his promise to create new life. The planet is occupied by lazer gun toting cowboys and newly created counterparts to our planets heroes. The Various missions include getting Rorschach's Vegas wedding annulled, walking a circus tightrope, and defending a brothel from a hoard of corrupt cowboys. The game received so many negative reviews that the publishers tried to disavow the games existence to the extent of erasing it from the internet.

Person 1: I just tried to look the game up. Watchmen Future Planet must be one of those games that was so bad they erased it from existence.

Person 2: That's gotta be it.

by WatchmenFuturePlanet-developer December 14, 2010

Future

A man who doesn’t simp for no bitch if a man does this he is considered a king

Woah sometimes Jotaro doesn’t simp for no bitch doesn’t that make him a future

by I will make a trending word August 1, 2020

Black to the Future

For those who believe it is uncivil to only have one month of the year devoted to Black History. "Black to the Future" is an alternative phrase because it's time!

Mom: "How was school today?"
Kid: "My teacher taught us about George Washington Carver."
Mom: "Let me guess it's February 1st."

Mom: "Tell your teacher "Black to the Future" replaced Black History Month, and UD is leading the charge!

Mastro-K

by Mastro K February 2, 2021