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shortiest 

1. Possessing, or pertaining to, the greatest conceivable level of shortness, most often in regard to skirts.

2. Prone to jolts of electricity or otherwise unreliable in voltage regulation, most often in regard to home wiring.
1. "That is the shortiest shorty I've ever been short-changed by."

1. "Well, she is wearing the worlds shortiest skirt."

2. "That is the shortiest light socket I've ever seen, I ain't goin' near that fothermucker, it'll juice me!"
shortiest by Ponderer June 10, 2009
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shittiest musician ever 

A shitty musician new to the interweb trying to make his tea bag records less of a failure by hiding the truth from urban dictionary

skillless asshat musik
Rather than improve his craft the shittiest musician ever blames everyone else then scours the internet to find critical reviews and bitch at them

Shortism 

The act of giving hate to short people. It’s like homophobia except your not afraid of short people, you just don’t like them. it’s extremely disrespectful.
“hey look at chad! he’s 4’10. loser!”
“dude, that’s shortism”
Shortism by ShortismHater69 October 5, 2021

Shortstack

A short girl, usually 5'4" or shorter, with an impressive bust, almost out of proportion to the size of her body. ( short + stacked ) Shortstacks are usually curvy and possess dat ass as well.
Dude, did you see that one chick in the pit at the 5FDP concert? She was a total shortstack!
Shortstack by LeninIsBae September 24, 2015

shortlisted 

The shortlist is the set of job applicants that have passed the initial resume review process.

If you have been shortlisted, you (or simply your resume) will be submitted to the following step in the candidate selection process which is likely a personal/phone interview, a test, or further review by one or more staff with greater seniority.

Getting shortlisted is a good thing.
I got shortlisted by Thingamabob Widgets!
shortlisted by Frank H. January 24, 2008

sharting shortstop

The sharting shortstop needed to call time out to clean his baseball pants.
sharting shortstop by New Fred December 25, 2022

The Shorties

In street gangs these boys start as underaged apprentices to a crew. They often mule guns and drugs to avoid adult penalties for older gangsters.
Here comes The Shorties with my Glock and 8 balls!
The Shorties by I, Wreckerrr June 10, 2021