a fart, an ass-blast, gasser, poot, SBD, flatulence, hydrogen sulfide with methane, malevolent release of aromatic evil fumes.
Pardonnez-moi, madame, but I have made a huge futsy during your tea party. I trust that the fact that you're now vomiting into your cucumber sandwiches is not a consequence?
Yowza, buddy, that futsy you're smelling in this crowded elevator emitted from my butt-cheeks.
Yes, honey, those nicotine stains on my shorts are the residue of a series of joyous futsies.
Gutsy, gutsy, whoozgatta futsy?
Yowza, buddy, that futsy you're smelling in this crowded elevator emitted from my butt-cheeks.
Yes, honey, those nicotine stains on my shorts are the residue of a series of joyous futsies.
Gutsy, gutsy, whoozgatta futsy?
by A. Gringa Parnussa January 25, 2008
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Do Not Try this at home... you never go ass to mouth.
Do Not Try this at home... you never go ass to mouth.
Jackie: gosh that girl is such a tramp!!!
Heather: Yeah I heard from Tim that she's a cum-guzzling futty dutty.
Heather: Yeah I heard from Tim that she's a cum-guzzling futty dutty.
by []D[][]V[][]D#5 November 9, 2008
Get the Cum-guzzling futty dutty mug.A Futer is someone who plays Ultimate Team on fifa 12.
They are generally addicted to the game and have a great team.
They are generally addicted to the game and have a great team.
Twan : I won like 10 matches in a row last night playing head to head online. How'd you go?
Bade : Well im a Futer so I didn't play any head to head but I used my beast team against someone with a bad team... And I still managed to lose.
Bade : Well im a Futer so I didn't play any head to head but I used my beast team against someone with a bad team... And I still managed to lose.
by TwainyJaime October 30, 2011
Get the Futer mug.a combination of futile and utensil; in other words, using a utensil inappropriately. this can be extended to using any object in a way not in the original design.
dan was sitting there, staring off into space, using an icepick to clean his ears. he should know better than to use a futensil for such an intimate action.
by germinator7 April 18, 2007
Get the futensil mug.Someone who puts on a fake face to say thank you, when they are visibly unsatisfied with your deed. Often at times when being served by a form of customer service.
When a thank you, really seems like a fuck you.
When a thank you, really seems like a fuck you.
Today a lady waited quite a while for her coffee while I was working at the cafe. She started being a cow about how slow we were taking, but before she left she sarcastically said thank you. What a dumb futy!
by WHOSanonymous November 25, 2011
Get the Futy mug.1) An unknow hole with no defined location on a persons body.
2) A young immature male.
3) A person very unattentive or unfocused.
Although the defenitions don't add up, they have all been used in context and reasonably well-know literature. Can have some variations such as a funtey, a funt or a foley.
2) A young immature male.
3) A person very unattentive or unfocused.
Although the defenitions don't add up, they have all been used in context and reasonably well-know literature. Can have some variations such as a funtey, a funt or a foley.
1) I cannot seem to get this carrot out of my funtey hole.
2) That rude boy is being quite a funtey.
3) Pay attention you funtey!
2) That rude boy is being quite a funtey.
3) Pay attention you funtey!
by Hunter J F February 8, 2009
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