Fancy a Cuppa

British Slang For "Do You Want a Cup of Tea." Pronounced "Foncy uh Cuppa."

"Fancy a Cuppa?"
"No Thank You, Let's Get Straight To Business Here"
"Business With a Cup of Tea"
"I said no thank you"
"Lady, you're gonna have to get used to some rules here in England. You cannot decline a cup of tea."
"Okay IDC bye."

(Read at Your Own Pace In a British Accent)

by TheLordOfAtlantis January 5, 2021

suits my fancy

Something you like.

Bert: I like music that suits my fancy

by bertboyman March 29, 2014

Functional Stoner

A person who smokes pot all day everyday but is still badass enough to get all their shit done.

I just did all my homework, I'm definitely a functional stoner.

by So Bomb. February 19, 2010

functiontration

n. The faculty which is required to complete basic manual tasks. Often impaired by hangovers, substance abuse, etc. One may have the concentration required, but not the functional ability, or vice-versa.

a portmanteau of functionality and concentration.

(also v. functiontrate)

I'm so fucked, I don't even have the functiontration to roll a cigarette.

I'd like to cook you breakfast, but I don't think I can functiontrate for long enough.

by number86 February 27, 2011

Funchee

When you smokin' hot like a steak on a grill. Makes the boy/girl blush so hard they say "humminah humminah zip zang wooww."

Me:Hot dang, Cobly looking funchee today

by FadFalcon January 13, 2020

function

a party up in da hood

Me and da niggas goin to a function over on Northgate.

by Nutty NIGGA FRom Da NORF July 3, 2006

fancy-ass

adj. Unnecessarily extravagant; fancy, with modifier ass usually used ironically for humorous effect to play down pretensions that might be associated with refering to the object's exorbitance, or to sarcastically refer to an object that is outmoded or of inferior quality.

Would you care for a ride in my fancy-ass automobile?

by Alan Rudolph March 28, 2006