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Fun Sized

When a female is at the specific height were she can perform oral sex on you without having to get on her knees or squat down while both of you are standing.
Tim: Wow I just got a blowhob and she didnt even have to get on her knees!

Jake: Dude, she was fun sized
by Duphuc January 9, 2019
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Fun-Sized

A product that is smaller than its usual size.
Jeffy: You're really short.
Jim: I'm not short, I'm fun-sized!
by tussiez June 7, 2019
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fun-sized mommy

The sexiest chick you'll ever fucking see, she'll burn your eyes just by looking at her. She's even sexier than Marigold! Her white drooping pussyflaps are the sexiest size. Her nice sweaty pussy fits the just perfect girth and length of your cock, she's perfect. Her white titties are full of fun, she will come home every night from work just to slightly barely unbutten her shirt to show the tops of her tits, she will make you turn on brighter than the fucking sun. Your dick fits in her cleaveage perfectly, just making it the perfect conditions to cum so far in her throat. She will have you dominate you like a country in WW2. She will ride you SO HARD you will shoot your cum up her gaping white butthole like Hitler shooting the Americans. She will dominate you, she wants you, and you... whoever reading this, deserve the world.
Hey Midas, hows your wife, Marigold?
Me: Oh, Her, Yaah, I found myself a fun-sized mommy last night and I fucking owned that pussy like a monopoly plot.
Hmmm... I'm kinda jealous

Me: Oh you... wanna play??

Her: Oh fun! Whadd'ya have?

Me: *lip bites while blushing*
Her: Ohhh... that game... *strips*

Me: My dick will fit! FUCKIN' FIT I MEAN!

Her: OooooOoOooOOooh Daddy harder... Ohhhhh *squirts*

Me: Well I was gonna make a sextape but I nutted so fast it's a gif. Oh well...
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 3, 2022
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fun sized furgle

A fun sized Furgle (also known as Furgal or ferghal) is a human of a smaller nature who’s enzymes appeared to be denatured to the extent that they resemble a smaller, female Hagrid.
Dude, Holly is such a fun sized Furgle

Mate these fun sized Furgles are becoming too common.
by KeithIsJesus June 26, 2019
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Fun sized

A girl who is fairly small but has curves in all the right places. A small girl with big boobs and a big ass. Also a very attractive girl, these girls are below 5'5. An example is Mila Kunis.
by Kitty Rizzler April 11, 2024
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Fun-sized

Adjective for a female of below average height with above average charisma eminating from a love of men with no reservations. She is the Anthony Bourdain of the bedroom.
My Thai friend, Tittyporn, is fun-sized.
by WitchMD January 12, 2025
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Funsized

Short, cute. Usually that girl mate of yours that comes to everyone's shoulders and everyone loves.
Matt: You're short
Kaylee: I'm not short, I'm funsized!
by Pugwash the Pirate April 20, 2008
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