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Fun-sized 

Adjective for a female of below average height with above average charisma eminating from a love of men with no reservations. She is the Anthony Bourdain of the bedroom.
My Thai friend, Tittyporn, is fun-sized.
Fun-sized by WitchMD January 12, 2025

Playing the trombone 

"After three martinis and with my pants on the floor around my legs she was really Playing the trombone if you know what I mean."
Playing the trombone by WitchMD November 10, 2024
Gumshoe refers to a cop and also a private detective, like Sam Spade. If you walk the streets looking for clues long enough you get gum on your shoes. Gumshoes don't wear

sneakers.
The gumshoe looked to see what had hit him. It was the floor.
Gumshoe by WitchMD July 20, 2019