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Felon

A person convicited of the most serious category of a crime.
Having ben convicted of Grand Theft, he is now a felon
by George May 13, 2005
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felony feet

It's a individual with horrific odors coming from the five toes (phalanges), the five longer bones (metatarsals) and the midfoot. This causes ones socks to be crunchy and stand up on end without any props with an odor that would kill a score of people if used as a biological weapon.
Damn you got some stinky feet Rufus !!!

Rufus has Felony feet!!!
by Acissejdnaleon December 7, 2017
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relationship felon

1. A person who repeatedly breaks the rules of engagement when romantically involved (i.e., cheats, lies, steals, beats, etc.).

2. A player who insists on being in a relationship, even though all he/she does is cause pain.
Tammy seems to attract nothing but relationship felons who end up treating her like dirt.
by Lolita Files December 26, 2008
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Flonde

A girl who posses unnatural blonde hair. Derived from the term used by Losties to refer to fake Locke.
Check out that flondie over there...she'd probably look better her natural brown hair.

Damn Melissa turned herself into a flonde last week when she dyed her hair.
by skittlezzet September 21, 2010
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felony card

A felony card is shown by a soccer referee to a soccer player who has broken the rules. A yellow felony card is used to caution a player. A red felony card is given when a major felony is committed, or when a player has accumulated two yellow felony cards.
Thanks buddy for the real nice soccer. Don't want no felony cards. Just kick that soccer ball.
by antix June 12, 2014
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Flong

The greatest drinking game of all time.

You have a table, and 1 person from each pair is standing at a head of the table. So at first glace it looks like ruit, but you are actually standing ACROSS from your partner. Each person has 4 cups lined in front of them, and each pair has a ping pong ball. The objective is to throw the ball into your partners 4 cups, if you sink one, then your partner drinks it, and plays flip cup with it. Once he flips it, he can shoot on your cups. First team to flip all 8 cups, wins. It is a game of speed, which makes it infinitely better than ruit.

What makes it different is also that the winner drinks more than the loser, usually it's a full beer for each four cups. Plus a game with good players takes about 3 minutes, so more people get to play.
"Mike and Brian were 13-0 at flong, now they are sharing a victory vomit."
by Patrick Kevin Patterson December 15, 2008
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Flona

The most awesomemest of awesome there is. She puts the awesome in awesome.
Holy shit. Flona's so awesome.
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